Your Bible is a history book. It's many other magical things too, but it tells the truth about our history.
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Your Bible is a history book. It's many other magical things too, but it tells the truth about our history.
I can’t recall anything in it about crop circles.
What would we guess is older, crop circle’s or the bible?
What would we guess is older, crop circle’s or the bible?
I too don't remember exact numbers but it is closer to 1.3%-1.6% with Sicilians at highest level of about 3.2%. I read that a few years back.
This guy seems to think there is a correlation although most don't :
Bible Encoded Crop Circle Gods: The Bible and Crop Circles are Decoded to Reveal Their Common Source. Four Alien Mysteries Explained--Origin of UFOs, Mars Structures, Crop Circles, and the Torah's Text.|eBook
The Torah’s text, the first five books of the Bible, dictated to Moses by Yahweh on Mount Sinai about 3400 years ago, contains throughout its chapters multiple encoded names of those 12 alien beings identified in crop circles, the Anunnaki of Nibiru (10th solar system planet),...
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I am a member of the Humansville Christian Church, and not a member of any Christian denomination,,,,which is what my parents taught me to say.
300 years after the crucifixion of our Master, the Roman Emperor Constantine converted to Christianity and decreed all the bishops convene at Nicea, to translate the Bible into Latin. and resolve all differences between the Christian Churches.
First Council of Nicaea - Wikipedia
The Humansville Christian Church was founded on April 3, 33 AD at the Foot of the Cross. The present building is only a century and a half or so old, but our church is almost two thousand years old.
In order that we do not lead any soul into error there is a rule that only the words of our Master, in red letters in modern English versions, can be the subject of any sermon.
And we never do missions, evangelism, or seek converts or beg for money. Never. No exceptions.
We have no dogmas, no creeds, nor doctrines.
It’s kinda hard to not be a good church , when all you do is preach what our Master preached.
And the girls are pretty and the music, is spectacular!
Walking My Lord Up Calvary’s Hill
Crop circles are all man made.
Because the crops are.
Our Master would not disturb them.
That leaves other men the only choice.
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I see the crop circles ... but ... How did the plot of land with the house and barn turn Blue ? And why are some plots darker green and lighter green ? I'm wondering if he didn't bend or break the blade on his tractor and have an oil leak (partially kidding!) ... ???
Umm ... while you're there ... maybe you could look into this for us and report back ...
Ha, very interesting.This guy seems to think there is a correlation although most don't :
Bible Encoded Crop Circle Gods: The Bible and Crop Circles are Decoded to Reveal Their Common Source. Four Alien Mysteries Explained--Origin of UFOs, Mars Structures, Crop Circles, and the Torah's Text.|eBook
The Torah’s text, the first five books of the Bible, dictated to Moses by Yahweh on Mount Sinai about 3400 years ago, contains throughout its chapters multiple encoded names of those 12 alien beings identified in crop circles, the Anunnaki of Nibiru (10th solar system planet),...
As I read the overview of this book:
“The main gods of those various religions are also encoded in the Torah, found very close in the encrypted text with the corresponding Anunnaki names from the ruling Council of 12.”
The stuff conspiracy theories are made of.
Hey, are we talking BS here ?
What’s going on?
I'm not getting in the way of drunk college kids, hillbillies, or aliens.Umm ... while you're there ... maybe you could look into this for us and report back ...
Indeed it does, and to the letter!
The Pontius Pilate stone, a limestone block with a partially preserved inscription mentioning Pontius Pilate as Prefect of Judea, was discovered in 1961during excavations at Caesarea Maritima. The stone was found repurposed as a step in a stairway near the ancient theater. This discovery is significant because it provides the first archaeological evidence of Pilate's existence and his role as a Roman governor, corroborating historical accounts from the New Testament and other ancient writings.
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- Discovery:
The stone was found in 1961 by an Italian archaeological expedition led by Dr. Antonio Frova. - Location:
It was discovered at the site of the ancient Roman theater in Caesarea Maritima, Israel. - Inscription:
The inscription, partially damaged, identifies Pontius Pilate as the Prefect of Judea and mentions a "Tiberieum," possibly a temple dedicated to Emperor Tiberius. - Significance:
The Pilate stone is the first archaeological evidence of Pilate's existence and his role as Roman governor, corroborating accounts from the Gospels, Josephus, and Tacitus. - Location of the original stone:
The original Pilate stone is now housed at the Israel Museum in Jerusalem.
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And our Christian Churches, of the old kind from Scotland, have produced more beautiful school teachers than anyone could possibly count.
If your school only hires knock out drop dead gorgeous young girls to teach school there’s no trouble at all with the little boys wanting to go to school and the little girls there all try to grow up like their teacher.
This allows the pretty Christian schoolteacher an audience for her to indoctrinate their pliable and young minds, to serve our Master.
It’s a virtuous cycle, you know?
There’s a Star Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere
Colin Kelly Jr is pronounced Cawlen Kelly Two
My Mama used a guitar, not a ukulele.
And he sank a battleship, according to the history. It’s important that the pretty teacher, gets it right.
Colin Kelly III is still living.
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It is funny when you ask an Atheist what happens if they’re wrong.
IBTL!
IBTL!
Yeah ... dig deep to look for his real bio ... it takes about 5 links. He was a former DA (for 13 months) involved in a bribery scandal and charged with malfeasance of office for which the local newspaper won a prize. 1954ish. Then he found religion and was ordained a priest in 1964 but left in 1970 to found his own whacko interdisciplinarian church. In 2003 he was listed as a 'credibly accused' by his former Diocese, for an incident that allegedly occurred in ... 1970. He went on speaking tours re: ancient religions and UFOs and aliens and myths etc. And that statement is technically correct about anything you look at ... if you look a second time its a different event so not a lie. Technically they should not have said Catholic priest but former Catholic priest since he left the religion entirely.
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I'm not a farmer so I don't know about it but I 'imagine' that harvesting the same crops year after year can get awfully boring and so why not have some fun doing it ? As long as the crops are harvested what difference does it make if you do it with a nonstandard design ?
Nothing wrong here... No IBTL needed.
An oldie but a goodie, related to unexplained happenings:
I don't agree with his solutions to these mysteries... But Erich von Daniken is an interesting dude with a lot to say.
An oldie but a goodie, related to unexplained happenings:
I don't agree with his solutions to these mysteries... But Erich von Daniken is an interesting dude with a lot to say.
Prehistoric Tinder post?The aliens do things differently, over here.
The Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, England :
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I'd be more interested to know how the Nazca lines were done.
Exactly the same way crop circles are made, with a huge difference that crop circles are a one night project, and secretive.
Nazca lines - Wikipedia
First, there just had to have been peace and prosperity and the rule of law.
The people who made the Nazca lines couldn’t have been at war, or starving, or afraid to leave their homes and come back and find them plundered.
Some leader had to persuade the followers to make the glyphs. Logically the easiest way was to make up some bullshit that the gods above would be pleased.
There had to have been a land surveyor, and somebody who could draw plans.
People won’t work without a good place to sleep, someplace to shit, and food and drink.
Somebody had to be in charge of logistics.
Afterwards, they no doubt had a party, and dedicated the work to their Creator above.
About the same project as building a modern church.
Church in the Wildwood
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I would have liked to investigate the crop circles for myself. If vegetation is indeed being bent and the fallen stalks are interwoven as they fall, all that could not be created quickly. What pipe blend are you smoking to think otherwise? The fact that these have garnered so much attention means that they cannot be discussed as man made.
My grandfather thought it was a complete waste of time and energy and my mental resources to think about rockets and space ships.
“Only the people in the know will go to the moon, not you.”
What did that mean? I angrily thought to myself, what does he know. He’s just a peasant farmer.”
Doesn’t he understand that there are engineers working on jets and engines. Didn’t he understand that aircraft kept getting faster?
I was an enthusiastic kid determined to be a great fighter pilot. Spent all my time studying aircraft and the principles of flight.
Grow older and if you’re determined to find truth , you’ll need to understand that a lot of clues are in the small details. I heard both sayings, that “devil/god is in the details.”
Found that in my experience this is entirely true.
Helped me understand the difference between the SR-71 Blackbird and the Space Shuttle.
My grandfather thought it was a complete waste of time and energy and my mental resources to think about rockets and space ships.
“Only the people in the know will go to the moon, not you.”
What did that mean? I angrily thought to myself, what does he know. He’s just a peasant farmer.”
Doesn’t he understand that there are engineers working on jets and engines. Didn’t he understand that aircraft kept getting faster?
I was an enthusiastic kid determined to be a great fighter pilot. Spent all my time studying aircraft and the principles of flight.
Grow older and if you’re determined to find truth , you’ll need to understand that a lot of clues are in the small details. I heard both sayings, that “devil/god is in the details.”
Found that in my experience this is entirely true.
Helped me understand the difference between the SR-71 Blackbird and the Space Shuttle.
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