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Zzzapipe

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Ive had too much coffee this morning so excuse my last post here for today.

“When you consider a crop circle or an animal multination, either aliens had to be really bored and acted like teenagers or there’s a logical and natural explanation.”

My last question would be why does this phenomenon only happen in that region of the world? Anything with that ability should be able to perform
the same feat anywhere. Do we not see them all or is this something that is region specific? More questions then answers.
 
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Briar Lee

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Ive had too much coffee this morning so excuse my last post here for today.

“When you consider a crop circle or an animal multination, either aliens had to be really bored and acted like teenagers or there’s a logical and natural explanation.”

My last question would be why does this phenomenon only happen in that region of the world? Anything with that ability should be able to perform
the same feat anywhere. Do we not see them all or is this something that is region specific? More questions then answers.

The same reason Jesus or the Virgin Mary only appear in the clouds or on bathroom walls to impoverished people in third world nations that are Christian, but not Scottish.

The simple answer is that all such sightings are bullshit.

One Scottish Christian mother would end any thought of stigmata, incorruptibility, or other such nonsense.

When Jesus does come back, you’ll know it. There won’t be any guessing.

I just reordered Extraordinary Delusions and the Madeness of Crowds, The True Believer, and Eichmann in Jerusalem for a grand total of $18.

You can’t have too many copies of those, any more than you can have too many versions of the Gospels.

You can always give away a set to an erring friend, you know?
 
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BingBong

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Yes, little iron spherules are often a feature of crop circles. The weaving of the crop, the whorls of still living wheat. Lots of anomalies.

These things aren't exclusive to England, they just seem to mainly populate Wiltshire and Hampshire in their complex forms. Their numbers have dwindled over the last few years, three so far this year plus one fake that looked good from a distance, but...

Some fantastic ones have been immediately cut out of fields by furious farmers in the past; sometimes, permission to access is given for a compensatory fee, if at all. At least, denial of access gives duration to the pristine pattern.

The hot money now says that they're generated by the planet itself, no aliens required. Humanity has, without doubt to my mind, had previous highly technological civilizations in antiquity. Who knows how much of that tech lays buried deep under our feet, activated on occasion by who knows what triggers, for long forgotten purpose?
 
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Briar Lee

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Our seventh grade teacher, Miss Charlotte (former runner up Miss Missouri married to the Superindent of Schools) took 33 of us little seventh grade hillbillies on a school bus to visit—

1. A spot on Brush Creek where the Osage Indians made flint arrowheads and tools.

2. The Humansville waste water plant, near Brush Creek.

3. The Humansville water plant, next to the water tower.

4. The Catholic Parish, upon special appointment with the priest at the time. (Not a one of us was Catholic)

5. Then we watched a movie about the aqueducts and sewers and priests of Ancient Rome.

Human beings are fragile creatures who will die in a matter of three days without water:

And if there are to be children their mothers demand clean water for their little darlings and a stream or sewers to carry away the shit.

Only then can priests philosophize on where the water came from and where the shit goes away to.

Men planted crops because their women and children needed a steady supply of food.

Which gave the men, more time to fish and hunt, you know?

Why are there no fish circles?
 

JOHN72

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With these mysteries many new writers came out in the 80's, publishing books like mushrooms. Also for endless television programs. Is there life beyond the human nose? Here in Spain, we have a writer of garbage books, about mysteries, the pyramids, a single grandmother, who saw a Martian at three o'clock in the morning, extraterrestrials. He became famous when he was very young, in television programs. He has earned a lot of money, he is a smart rat and very stinky.
 
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Zzzapipe

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Yes, little iron spherules are often a feature of crop circles. The weaving of the crop, the whorls of still living wheat. Lots of anomalies.

The hot money now says that they're generated by the planet itself, no aliens required. Humanity has, without doubt to my mind, had previous highly technological civilizations in antiquity. Who knows how much of that tech lays buried deep under our feet, activated on occasion by who knows what triggers, for long forgotten purpose?
I have found that “the devil/god is in the details” . Anything unusual or specific about those microscopic iron spherules? Curious.

I appreciate the theory of a highly technologically advanced civilization and from the earth itself. From what I sense from the geometrical shapes, it doesn’t feel/look nefarious, aside from the lost crop. maybe some healing modality from the past ?

As I recall that old Roman empires would deface structures that were built before them and reclaim as their own, this too could be the case that perhaps nobody knows.

An occasional geometric mudra given to us from worlds/times beyond.


As Briar Lee stated :

“all make a lot of money for people who know better to milk money from the gullible.

Telling lies is always a sexier, flashier, easier way to impress the everyday people, than the boring, mundane truth.”

Which means that it’s always bull shit season and as certain as the day is long, you will find many who BS for power and wealth.

I guess the pious Christian knows this,

I’m sorry Briar Lee missed my question in the last post.

Just curious what is the responsibility when a good Christian is confronted by bullshit?

To ignore and avoid or confront and bring the light of truth to the situation?
 

anotherbob

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“Bullshit is airways bullshit: Not sometimes, always.

It’s just not polite to call it that. you know?”

I would agree, and in the daily existence of life here on the planet, what should a good samaritan do when confronted with bull shit?



Now the B.S is really flying but who is perpetrating it?
I prefer taking the tack of being amazed at the high levels of neurofunctionality required for things like walking on two legs or not stabbing ones self in the eye with a fork when trying to get food in ones mouth. Living creatures are quite amazing when you look under the hood. It's eases the constant WTFs when dealing with a conceited gaggle of primates with much technology and a dearth of wisdom.
Who is perpetrating it? I think the phone call is coming from inside the house. It's the fact our brains prefer to be as lazy and short cut taking as possible. It saves energy, energy that we had to conserve when food was found or killed and not delivered in a biweekly fashion.
 

Briar Lee

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Just curious what is the responsibility when a good Christian is confronted by bullshit?

To ignore and avoid or confront and bring the light of truth to the situation?

To always stand up for facts, truth, science, logic, and reason.

That got our Master crucified on Calvary, so one does need to know, when to pick your battles.

But the surprising thing about standing up for the truth, is when you do there’s always some more people around you that do, too.

The good, the decent, and the pure always win the war, but the sinners win most of the battles.

There’s not been a prosecution anywhere in the English speaking world for witchcraft now, since 1944.


After the conviction the noble Winston Churchill wrote in her defense—-


“The person tried and convicted, was a stout and ailing Scotswoman called Helen Duncan, whom few people loved and many exploited. She was not a witch in any popular sense of the word; she did not fly, wear a pointed hat or have congress with the devil, and neither she nor her followers imagined that she did.”

But it did keep more lips sealed about things like the loss of the H.M.S. Barnham.

Sing one, Tom T. Hall

Washed My Face in the Morning Dew

 
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Briar Lee

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@Briar Lee

Are you saying that crop circles don't exist?

I mean... I hear you saying that they are bullshit.

What about them really grinds your gears?

The stereotypical Ozark hillbilly believed in all manner of spooks, haunts, goblins and witches and his religion was a mix of Christianity and wild superstitions and snake handling and prophecy and faith healing.

My grandmother earned a lot of money from those.

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I still occasionally slip up and put the R in George Warshington.

But I know that to claim he chopped down a cherry tree or threw a dollar across the Delaware was pure bullshit.

Nice legends to tell children, so long as you don’t believe them yourself.

I’m always going to be an educated hillbilly, who could see Bug Tussle from my house each morning.

But I never ate possum,,,,and coon only one time, to be polite, when I was out with a gaggle of Arkansawyers and Baptists..:)
 
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BingBong

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A couple appeared in Somerset yesterday, a small near a large. The large was simple but filled with a chequered "basket weave" pattern; some think it genuine but to be honest, the quality is awful once you get a better look at it. A good human attempt to emulate a pattern seen before, just doesn't cut the mustard. Likewise, the small is a simple swirl but off centred. They are unlisted by serious recorders
 

Zzzapipe

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But I know that to claim he chopped down a cherry tree or threw a dollar across the Delaware was pure bullshit.

Nice legends to tell children, so long as you don’t believe them yourself.
So these little tin bits of bull shit are ok to spread around … it quickly gets messy when the Christian slowly breaks the golden rule about “do on to others as you would want to be done to yourself “

Bull shit spreads very easily. I guess that’s why I’m reminded that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I’m very sensitive to the pungent aroma of bull shit.
 
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