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I saw a PSA about how my beard will not make a good seal on any respirators.....so I have to shave?
oh hell naw.
oh hell naw.
Ennerdale essence in my goatee will scare away any puny Corona virus. Just saying. Haters gonna hate, but us Lakelands junkies will survive ?
So let me get this straight. To survive this new plague I have to smoke a tonne of Lakeland tobacco, well thats doable so check. I have to grow an 'Hitler' mustache, interesting, come to think about it I have always wanted one, so check I can do that. Drink a bunch of hard liquor. Check I can do that as well. I think I have got this whole thing sussed!
LMAO I don't think it is primarily about getting the virus. It is about disruption. Let us examine worst case and best case. 25% of our work force gets it. Another 25% call off to keep from getting it. After a week of running half strength fatigue and burnout claim the rest except for one joker who comes in and plays Candy Crush on his phone all day. WHAT? No, you thought that was the worst case? That was the best case. The worst case would be Candy Crush crashing and the last person offs himself in a fit of depression.
Rather than speculation & conjecture why not listen to a doctor.
Coronavirus Epidemic: Updates, Spread, Symptoms, & Treatment (COVID-19) - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ_IRFkDInv_zLVFTgXA8tW0Mf1iiuuM_
Coronavirus Epidemic: Updates, Spread, Symptoms, & Treatment (COVID-19) - YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ_IRFkDInv_zLVFTgXA8tW0Mf1iiuuM_
Some concern, my wife has COPD/heart failure and is on oxygen so she would be in the 2% dead if she got it. We're pretty rural and I already had enough food and such on hand to ride it out at home if the virus shows up in the county.
Well, let's see...stupidity went mainstream about 6000 years ago and never let up.
Intolerance and hate go in cycles...but it's difficult to define the current cycle because the most intolerant and hateful seem to the ones claiming to be fighting it.
As for the pumpkin spice latte, it's actually Starbucks being mainstream that is the true crisis there.
But you then lost all credibility by having a lemon with your Corona instead of a lime...that's just not done dude.
I've been clinically dead twice because of doctors. No faith in them whatsoever.
Lemon/Lime ?
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Thinking one thing, type another. Story of my life.
Still don’t like pumpkin latte.
?Thinking one thing, type another. Story of my life.
Still don’t like pumpkin latte.
Well I've just checked up on the 'Hitler' mustache thing and it seems smoking Lakelands encourage the growth of these things as per the illustration below. We will see how things progress after a few scotches whilst I see if this gas mask can be repurposed as an effective anti-viral barrier!
You, my dear friend, HAVE way to much time on your hands...^^^^^
See what happens when you smoke the Polish made Condor Green, folks. Do you see??? It’s just not worth it.
That would have been a proper mustache with the real Condor.
That would have been a proper mustache with the real Condor.
The mustache is interesting but it is the 'comb over' that worries me along with mandatory shouting and arm waving whilst wearing a gas mask!
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