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warren99

Lifer
Aug 16, 2010
2,384
27,940
California
It's been raining all day with varying degrees of intensity here in LA County, the most torrential rain not expected for several hours. I was in my garage earlier, smoking my first bowl of the day, when I had a harrowing thought of how terrible it would be if during the worst storm to hit California in 84 years, we had an earthquake. Well, about a half hour later, my premonition came to fruition--a magnitude 5 temblor in neighboring Ventura County, hopefully not a foreshock of a more powerful jolt to come.
 

Servant King

Lifer
Nov 27, 2020
4,730
27,411
39
Frazier Park, CA
www.thechembow.com
It's been raining all day with varying degrees of intensity here in LA County, the most torrential rain not expected for several hours. I was in my garage earlier, smoking my first bowl of the day, when I had a harrowing thought of how terrible it would be if during the worst storm to hit California in 84 years, we had an earthquake. Well, about a half hour later, my premonition came to fruition--a magnitude 5 temblor in neighboring Ventura County, hopefully not a foreshock of a more powerful jolt to come.
Pretty heavy here in Frazier Park, an hour and change north of you. I would guess perhaps two inches have already fallen, with more on the way. I did not feel the earthquake though, as I was outside at the time tending to our horse.

Next time, see if you can foresee, instead of an earthquake, a big 50% off sale at Tobacco Trader. Just putting that out there, Blavatsky... :ROFLMAO:

Edit: Hey, at least there won't be any fires anytime soon!
 

warren99

Lifer
Aug 16, 2010
2,384
27,940
California
Pretty heavy here in Frazier Park, an hour and change north of you. I would guess perhaps two inches have already fallen, with more on the way. I did not feel the earthquake though, as I was outside at the time tending to our horse.

Next time, see if you can foresee, instead of an earthquake, a big 50% off sale at Tobacco Trader. Just putting that out there, Blavatsky... :ROFLMAO:

Edit: Hey, at least there won't be any fires anytime soon!
As the great sage, Kenny Daley used to say, if you can't laugh, you gotta cry.
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
20,704
48,954
Southern Oregon
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“OMFG! Drought! Fires!”

“OMFG! Rain!”

You Leftist Coasters are never satisfied, are you?
You forgot the earthquake.

Looks like I'm missing all the fun!

We're getting heavy smoke due to all of the fires being set around the Medford area. I thought pyromania was a distinctly Californian problem. Turns out it's pretty universal.

Anyway, here's wishing that everyone stays safe, and that none of the hillside homes I partnered in building go tobogganing downslope.
 

georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,016
16,319
I remember a (downgraded after landfall) hurricane hitting Arizona in either '98 or '99.

I guess the technical center of it---where the eye would have been if it had hung together?---must have crossed into the US on the east side of Yuma instead of the west side.


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Seems like a mighty subtle distinction.

[checks with Mr. Goggle]

Sure enough, hurricanes hitting Baja and then bending a few miles east isn't rare at all. It happens every five years on average:


Gee... why do you suppose the media would get all headline-y and excited by the one and not the other?

rotf
 
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Servant King

Lifer
Nov 27, 2020
4,730
27,411
39
Frazier Park, CA
www.thechembow.com
...rivers of saliva first, then rivers of urine, then rivers of urine mixed with blood, and finally rivers of blood.
These all sound like C&D small batch release names to me. Maybe a series. I hope Jeremy Reeves is paying close attention to this thread.

It's also a good reminder of which substances are water soluble. One never knows when such information will come in handy.
 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
12,674
20,285
SE PA USA
I remember a (downgraded after landfall) hurricane hitting Arizona in either '98 or '99.

I guess the technical center of it---where the eye would have been if it had hung together?---must have crossed into the US on the east side of Yuma instead of the west side.


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Seems like a mighty subtle distinction.

[checks with Mr. Goggle]

Sure enough, hurricanes hitting Baja and then bending a few miles east isn't rare at all. It happens every five years on average:


Gee... why do you suppose the media would get all headline-y and excited by the one and not the other?

rotf
Stick with the supplied narrative, would ya? Do I need to send you another set of talking points?
 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
12,674
20,285
SE PA USA
The rivers of blood thing is pretty advanced stuff. Usually the order is rivers of saliva first, then rivers of urine, then rivers of urine mixed with blood, and finally rivers of blood. At least that’s always been the case in my neighborhood.
What about cattle disease and slaying of the first born male child? Has God gone soft or something?
 
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OzPiper

Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
6,743
36,382
72
Sydney, Australia
Tropical storm? Wake me up when you get rivers of blood, pestilence walks the land, and darkness reigns supreme.
What about cattle disease and slaying of the first born male child? Has God gone soft or something?

Hope that doesn't come to pass
Keep safe all you Californians

Not too sure if it all global warming
Seems like the weather is getting more extreme, rather than just warming up
 
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georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,016
16,319
Seems like the weather is getting more extreme, rather than just warming up

Earth has never known a steady state climate.

The impression of weather having become more extreme recently is a matter of instant communication among the occupants of the planet, and politicians trying to capitalize on it.

(They've known since caveman days that no one will care about them---never mind put them in charge---if things are going smoothly. Confusion, problems, and and especially threats are their life blood.)


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OzPiper

Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
6,743
36,382
72
Sydney, Australia
Earth has never known a steady state climate.

The impression of weather having become more extreme recently is a matter of instant communication among the occupants of the planet, and politicians trying to capitalize on it.

(They've known since caveman days that no one will care about them---never mind put them in charge---if things are going smoothly. Confusion, problems, and and especially threats are their life blood.)


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Exactly right !

But try telling that to the group of superannuated greenies who are out there weekly banging their drums and gongs in front of a bank (around the corner from my office) "because they are funding fossil fuel producers" crayAs though such juvenile behaviour will influence a large international bank to change their investment strategy.

What is more absurd is that the Police Department deploys a squad car to ensure their right of protest and that they are not assaulted by someone taking exception to their disruptive noise.
 

OzPiper

Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
6,743
36,382
72
Sydney, Australia
@OzPiper ; Surely they will run out of holiday hours soon and have to return to their jobs...
These are superannuated OLDIES
Probably reliving their anti-Vietnam protests of the 1970s
Ageing legs/hips/knees means no marching these days
Content instead to stand around and bang their drums and gongs for a couple of hours

Then return to their centrally heated homes for a well earned cup of tea or hot cocoa
Fired no doubt by coal generated electricity or gas

These people are so dense I’m pleased they are too old to procreate further
 

georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,016
16,319
These are superannuated OLDIES
Probably reliving their anti-Vietnam protests of the 1970s
Ageing legs/hips/knees means no marching these days
Content instead to stand around and bang their drums and gongs for a couple of hours

Then return to their centrally heated homes for a well earned cup of tea or hot cocoa
Fired no doubt by coal generated electricity or gas

These people are so dense I’m pleased they are too old to procreate further

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