Maybe it will just be whole leaf that comes in a mini bale "plug" stuff on a can!
C&D Folklore
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Or maybe be it's not a full 16 oz of tobacco, but instead only a 4 oz plug and 12 oz of dried fruits and nuts to pair with the tobacco. 
Ive got hard-core TAD but I don't think I'll be biting on this. I'll probably regret it later but I have enough cellared now for quite awhile. I'm going to need a PO box soon or the wife is likely to issue me with my walking papers.
I bet you can keep that vow: the last one closed up in Alaska a couple years back.But, that's ok, I am still upholding my vow to never go into Blockbusters again.
Sometimes you have to do the math ??
Oops! Well done. My bad. ?
C&D posted a few hours ago that this will be 5 different flue cured varietals w/ perique, Kentucky, and oriental in one big ass slab of crumble cake. Pass from me, but sounds intriguing.
The advance review sounds promising: "Unlimited beard hair!"
@cosmicfolklore
All hope is not lost, there is still a Blockbuster store, the very last one, in Bend, Oregon.
How much you all wanna bet that C&D comes out with a blend called Folklore within a yr?! This is as good a reason to make a blend as any of the hundreds of blends they’ve made before. You guys started this right here, and you know someone is paying attention. Should be hilarious! ?
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From the D&C website:
"Faux Lore" represents a bold new direction us here at D&C. While smart pipe tobacco enthusiasts have long recognized the benefits of aging sealed tins, and we have responded with blends specifically formulated to be cellared for up to ten years, this is the first pipe tobacco tin offering that we know of that is fully intended to never be opened!
With exceedingly bespoke, woke, toked and faux'd labels and sales verbiage, "Faux Lore" is a blend that is best observed, rather than experienced. "As a child, one of my favorite stories was "The Emporor's Clothes" says D&C CEO Bob "Spiffy Pants" Beardhead. "While many of our customers freely admit that they buy our blends strictly for the labels and never open them, I wanted to offer a product that would free them completely from the onerous urge to actually have to smoke it"
Available in 8oz, 16oz and five pound tins, "Faux Lore" will be competitively priced, due to the fact that not only do the tins contain no tobacco, but they are actually filled with helium. "That will reduce shipping costs to both the distributor and the retail customer", explains Beardhead.
For customers that feel the need to argue about taste and aroma on social media, each tin will also ship with a scratch n' sniff card with samples of hay, new mown grass, citrus, airplane glue and grandpa.
"This will make the TobaccoReviews folks happy, setting a standard for what cranky old men should smell like"
"Faux Lore" represents a bold new direction us here at D&C. While smart pipe tobacco enthusiasts have long recognized the benefits of aging sealed tins, and we have responded with blends specifically formulated to be cellared for up to ten years, this is the first pipe tobacco tin offering that we know of that is fully intended to never be opened!
With exceedingly bespoke, woke, toked and faux'd labels and sales verbiage, "Faux Lore" is a blend that is best observed, rather than experienced. "As a child, one of my favorite stories was "The Emporor's Clothes" says D&C CEO Bob "Spiffy Pants" Beardhead. "While many of our customers freely admit that they buy our blends strictly for the labels and never open them, I wanted to offer a product that would free them completely from the onerous urge to actually have to smoke it"
Available in 8oz, 16oz and five pound tins, "Faux Lore" will be competitively priced, due to the fact that not only do the tins contain no tobacco, but they are actually filled with helium. "That will reduce shipping costs to both the distributor and the retail customer", explains Beardhead.
For customers that feel the need to argue about taste and aroma on social media, each tin will also ship with a scratch n' sniff card with samples of hay, new mown grass, citrus, airplane glue and grandpa.
"This will make the TobaccoReviews folks happy, setting a standard for what cranky old men should smell like"
It's still few months away from April 1st. Must be starting early.