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layinpipe

Lifer
Feb 28, 2014
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You know, I have noticed that since I started beating my kids randomly, that I don't char the rims on my pipes as often. Hmmm...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:
There's something in the water today with you fellas i swear, as i have laughed out loud, literally, from no less than 5 posts this morning. Great stuff all around, carry on my wayward sons.

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
12,815
20,977
SE PA USA
"I apologize to you all if you think I have been condescending or if I offended anyone in this thread. I just hope I won't become the most hatred and unpopular person in this site because of this post, but what else can I say?"
No big deal. You've just pissed off all the wife beaters here. Please excuse me, I have to go club my goldfish.
I thank the OP profusely for adding levity to an otherwise dull afternoon. Welcome aboard, jorgesoler. Don't take anything that anyone says here too seriously. Except for Sablebrush. He's a straight and narrow fishclubber from way back.

 

jmill208

Lifer
Dec 8, 2013
1,089
1,175
Maryland USA
I sometimes get immense pleasure from beating my pipe. And sometimes I don't let it dry properly.
C'mon, y'all do it too. Heathens.

 

vespertillio

Can't Leave
Jul 9, 2012
326
0
This is more or less my first post in this forum and I see now that I haven't been very successful. I apologize to you all if you think I have been condescending or if I offended anyone in this thread. I just hope I won't become the most hatred and unpopular person in this site because of this post, but what else can I say?
No worries. You will fit in just fine in our holier than thou sub-forum.

 

griffonwing

Can't Leave
Nov 12, 2014
498
21
Omaha AR
My uncle was a pipe smoker. He was a very loving and caring man, took his family to church every Sunday, and raised his family right. Every time we visited, I would love to smell the pipe aroma in the room. It was a very sad day when he passed on, and he left a wonderful legacy.
He had a few pipes, but they were old and battered. He smoked Prince Albert. His pipe was a tool, not a lover.
You don't treat a truck with tender care; its a tool. The bed should be scratched, it should be scuffed. Use it like it was meant to be used.
You don't treat a hammer like its made of glass. A man who has a tool shed full of pristine tools is not a mechanic.
I have a 400 dollar Jac that I keep in my front blazer pocket, along with my lighter, pipe tool, and keys. This pipe is well loved, but it is in no way pristine. My pipe is a tool. A wife, children, family and friends are not.

 

johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
1,961
614
Welcome to the forum, Jorgesoler!
A man's personal possessions come and go, and some are loved more than others. But they are just inanimate objects in our lives. How a man takes care of his family and his animals is the real measure of his worth.
I look forward to your posts.

 

okiescout

Lifer
Jan 27, 2013
1,530
7
Eh jorgesoler, welcome to the forum. I've been picked apart for a poor word choice or a cruel twist of phrase on many occasion, on threads that I never dreamed would be controversial. It's just the way the donkey flies sometimes. I only judge latakia smoking whippets and starcats. So, you're good, and obviously making yourself at home, ha ha. Welcome!!
comicfolklore, +1
I extracted my foot from my mouth once. But that was before I got fat! Now when it happens, it's there until someone helps me get it out. 8O

 

jorgesoler

Can't Leave
Dec 3, 2014
401
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Thank you all. I usually have to work really hard every day to earn any money, I pay for too much tax (I am a home-owner in the UK) and I have too many bills to pay for too. Now here is the thing: with the little money I am left with I buy things that I really like (sometimes I even save money to be able to purchase them), so I can't treat my property like it was given to me for granted and therefore be oblivious to the massive amount of work I put into everything. I class as middle class according to my tax band, that is, neither rich nor poor, but I guess it could be possible to make the same case on the super rich and say they are brutes and ignoramuses as they don't really value what property they hold in the same way I do. Everybody knows that some rich people don't look after their cars, clothes, etc., in the same way many people with far less money will look after theirs, but had I make this case instead, I would probably have had less people on my case now. I am not picking on the underdog, the poorly educated, etc., but just stating a fact: I like looking after what property I have, and I cannot understand people who won't look after theirs (whatever the tax band they might be in). Having said that, I understand the tone has been somewhat patronizing and condescending, but I am not an elitist.

 

tbradsim1

Lifer
Jan 14, 2012
9,215
11,841
Southwest Louisiana
Hey Jorge look after your stuff but don't judge, People on this forum are ball busters but in a good way. Yes things are hard to come by, but they are things, Family, how you treat others including animals is what you are judged by. Lighten up ,we welcome you , no one here is perfect except Dan aka Woodsroad, he is my idle.

 
Me? I'm not filthy rich, but the one thing that I splurge on are my pipes. I like to keep boxes of Dunhills in my Yugo, and as I finish a bowl while driving to my burger flippin' job, I just toss them out the window, because the best smoke you'll ever get is that first one in each pipe. Reuse a pipe? Yuck. No way.

 

pipebaum81

Part of the Furniture Now
Nov 23, 2014
669
235
@jorgesoler there is no question your post was well intended. As I said above I am not deaf to the point being made here. Taking care of nice things is a good idea. I just think the feel of the post got in the way. No worries!

 

tuold

Lifer
Oct 15, 2013
2,133
172
Beaverton,Oregon
I'm not sure what generalizations can be made from those who don't take care of their stuff. I gave one of my sons an estate pipe I had carefully restored. One day I noticed him banging it on the concrete patio after a smoke. I wasn't pleased and got on his case about it. He didn't even notice the damage he had done. I'll say with some amount of pride that my son is one of the smartest guys I know, yet he tends to not take care of us stuff. (He goes through earphones, headphones and phones in general at an amazing rate.)
My other son who is probably more like me guards his possessions jealously and takes very good care of his pipes. I have no idea what it is about personality that determines this kind of thing.
The only other pipe smoker in my family was my grandfather and he cared nothing about his pipes. As long as it burned his Prince Albert tobacco he was happy. If it didn't perform he just bought another Wally Frank or Dr Grabow at the drug store.

 

cobguy

Lifer
Oct 18, 2013
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Great minds think alike, buddy. Or is it twisted minds? lol
There's a difference? :mrgreen:
At the time, the thread needed a dose of humor ... glad to see it did a U-turn! :clap:
While quick to correct, the members here, in general, are also quick to forgive.

That's part of what makes this group unique and worthwhile!

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
12,815
20,977
SE PA USA
no one here is perfect except Dan aka Woodsroad, he is my idle.
I resent that remark, Bradley. I stand idle for no man.

The dude is a bum.
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How'd you know that?

 

tuold

Lifer
Oct 15, 2013
2,133
172
Beaverton,Oregon
Awwww, I think it's an interesting observation about behavior. I see similar posts in classical musician forums about violin players who let too much rosin accumulate on the fingerboards. Sure, in the larger scheme of human events it's a small concern, but it's still something to ponder.

 

toby67

Can't Leave
Sep 30, 2014
413
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Australia
I can relate to what Daniel said about his grandfather, the old blokes keep their affairs in check because of the business of their day. People kept their affairs to themselves back then and we're proud people for the most part. However, back to topic, a work pipe is just that, a pipe that is comfortable, not worth heaps and cops a beating, is that something to judge them by, more fool you if you do, you have just seen one aspect of that persons life, and you are an idiot to judge based on the 5% of their life you have just witnessed.
Like Daniel said, his grandfathers "home" pipes were pristine and there was a collection Daniel never knew about until he inherited them. So did that one work pipe that you don't have the time to care for during the day speak volumes about the person smoking it OR does it speak volumes that this man was judged for being seen smoking his work horse and allowing it to take a beating because he didn't have time to "care" for it during the day when he is out earning a dollar for his family.
I'm Just shaking my head, don't understand comments like this.

 

toby67

Can't Leave
Sep 30, 2014
413
1
Australia
How does that old saying go, don't judge a man without walking a mile in their shoes
Even better, don't judge unless your ready to be judged yourself.

 
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