Well, Let me outline what I think I shall probably be getting, Tobacco-Wise. It is a pretty wide swath of Blends, I'd say.
First, The Bulks:
Lane 1-Q (Two Ounces)
Luxury Bullseye Flake (Two Ounces
Shortcut to Mushrooms (One Ounce)
Old Toby (One Ounce)
Ruins of Isengard (One Ounce)
Treebeard (One Ounce)
Smoker's Mystery (One Ounce)
Now, The Tins!:
Anniversary Kake (One and One Half Ounces)
Devil's Holiday (One and Three-Quarters of an Ounce)
Early Morning Pipe (One and Three-Quarters of an Ounce)
Frog Morton on the Town (One and Three-Quarters of an Ounce)
Orlik Golden Sliced (One and Three-Quarters of an Ounce)
Plus, whatever LifeOn2 is going to send me, (May the Hair on his toes never fall out!) as well as whatever I get from that place that sends you a free tin.
NOW! TIME FOR BACKSTORY!
Gandalf, Dwarves, and Mister Baggins! We are met together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator, this most excellent and audacious Hobb- Oh I am sorry... Wrong Speech...
Ahem.
Well, it was Four days before my birthday and I was Browsing Reddit as I am often wont to do! (Also, keep in mind I have been a Life-Long Fan of J.R.R. Tolkien's works, and have always loved Gandalf's pipe) When I stumbled upon a perfectly innocent comment, something along the lines of- Mind, this was in reply to someone else's comment, and completely off topic...
Your username would be a fantastic name for a Pipe Tobacco: "Old [Insert his Username here]"
This sends my mind reeling! "Old [Insert his Username here]! That reminds me of Old Toby: The Finest Pipeweed in the Southfarthing!"
I then go and watch the scene where Gandalf Blows a Smoke Ship... several times...
"Say... I wonder if they make a pipe tobacco called Old Toby!" I then rush to Google.
After quite a bit of searching- "Oooh! Justforhim's Middle-Earth Series! They sell Old Toby! I would love to have some of that, just because!"
"Wait... I am going to be Eighteen soon... I could... actually smoke it? Great Scott! I wonder if they sell Gandalf's pipe!"
The rest, of course, Is history.
After that I started learning everything I could! I would Scour Youtube, and Google for any information at all! This led to
/r/pipetobacco and, in time, to this most estimable bastion of human kindness!
I hope you enjoyed my story.
FIN.