Bacon To Be Classified As Dangerous As Cigarettes By World Health Organization

[prndl]

I always suspected that broccoli was evil.

 

[lordofthepiperings]

If you spend your life paranoid of what may kill you you will never truly live.

 

[plugugly]

They can take my bacon when they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.
Plugugly

 

[mrbigglesworth]

I don't trust the W.H.O. They'll do about anything to push their agendas.

I'll eat my bacon whilst smoking my pipe. Ooooooo! I'm a dangerous man!!

:nana: :crazy:

 

[blendtobac]

Now if someone would make a cigarette out of bacon, they'd be pilloried in public...but they'd make a fortune.
Russ

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

In case yall don't know, pork will not be served in federal prisons due to a small portion of inmates chosen religion.

 

[warren]

Ohhhh, bacon topped tobacco. Yum! I'm in!

 

[lordofthepiperings]

Now if someone would make a cigarette out of bacon, they'd be pilloried in public...but they'd make a fortune.

A bacon flavored aromatic, you may just have another hit on your hands Russ.

 

[warren]

No pork in prison? Not a problem. And, more for us law abiding folk. Might keep the price down. Besides, pork is too good for convicts. Prison is supposed to be . . . well, prison. Cold, dank, a bucket in the corner for waste and a big, hulking, toothless cellmate with a rather depraved sexual bent.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

The price will go down a little, but it will rebound in a couple years. Beef, if not down for you, will be.

 

[phil67]

Give me bacon, or give me death.
~Patrick Henry~
Well, maybe not, but I'm sure he would have said so in this age what with all the bureaucratic imbeciles sticking their collective noses in our personal lives who couldn't find their own ass with a flashlight and a map.

 

[huntertrw]

To paraphrase the late, great W.C. Fields, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, or carcinogenic!

 

[aldecaker]

General rule of thumb for me: anything said by anyone attached to or in favor of any organization with "World", "United", or "...Without Borders" in the title is a load of horseshit. If one of those types tells you the grass is green and the sky is blue, go outside and check; they've probably found a way to turn it into a damned lie.

 

[rhoadsie]

Pretty simple really, if bacon and other processed meats cause cancer, then we should eat it all so no one else has to suffer.
:worship: Pipe smoking heroes :worship:

 

[johnnyreb]

A bacon taco will beat a fish taco any Taco Tuesday...or Wednesday...or Thursday...

A bacon taco goes great with tequila; a fish taco...not so much!

 

[warren]

I think you should make an exception for "Doctors Without Borders."

 

[deathmetal]

General rule of thumb for me: anything said by anyone attached to or in favor of any organization with "World", "United", or "...Without Borders" in the title is a load of horseshit.

I agree, including Doctors Without Borders. They've issued a number of lies in the past, but that's somewhat inherent to being an NGO: flattering the illusions of the electorate that their elites use to control them.

 

[warren]

Can't agree with Doctors . . . I've seen their work. They don't pontificate, they fix broken people. They do it without recompense. If they have something to say, they've damned well earned the right.

 

[deathmetal]

If they have something to say, they've damned well earned the right.

I don't operate on a validity standard, but whether or not what they say is correct.
Lots of people do good work. Which ones do it for the right purpose, and to the best results?

 

[warren]

We disagree. Are you saying that is you deem someone to be incorrect they should shut up? Point taken.