Axioms

[johnnyreb]

Ha! Love that billboard.

My wife thinks the axiom fits me to a tee, & I must have been the one to paint the graffiti!

 

[shikano53]

Sometimes things happen that we have no explanation for...

 

[cobguy]

I can't believe this one isn't listed yet:

 

[deathmetal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6DUw4cZD-k
!!!

 

[jefflee01]

When in doubt use c-4.

 

[warren]

Money can't buy happiness. (I believe that was coined by an unhappy, broke person.) Money will rent happiness however.

 

[maxx]

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
Theodore Roosevelt

 

[porshcigar]

There are two choices in life: You can be happy with what you have, or you can be unhappy with what you don't have.

 

[johnnyreb]

 

[seacaptain]

I came into this world with nothing and I still have most of it.

 

[captainprophesy]

Wish in one hand and shit in the other... See which fills quicker.

 

[Perique]

Sooner or later, everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.

 

[Perique]

The more an institution converges towards the highest abstract standard of social and distributive justice, the less it is able to perform its primary function.

 

[derfatdutchman]

Beware of the man who only owns one gun. He probably knows how to use it.