Axioms

[aldecaker]

I like tennis.

 

[shikano53]

OCD will make you repeat things.
OCD will make you repeat things.

 

[prairiedruid]

If the women don't find you handsome at least let them find you handy.
If it's not broke you're not trying hard enough.
Keep your stick on the ice; we're all in this together.
Musings of the Canadian wiseman.......Red Green

 

[jfox520]

It's not broke, it just lacks duct tape.

 

[yaboofive]

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

 

[jiujitsubowl]

If a friend offers to get you a yellow snow cone, dont eat it!

 

[johnnyreb]

"Once you riot, you never go buy it!" -- overheard at Ferguson, Mo.

 

[shikano53]

Slackers of the world unite!

Tomorrow...

 

[brudnod]

Old dermatology rule: if its wet, dry it; if its dry wet it; and if its going away, spread it around.

 

[dottiewarden]

You can never go back to the scene of a perfect crime.
Johnette Napolitano

 

[stickframer]

There's two miles of ditch for every mile of road.

 

[disinformatique]

Winners never quit, quitters never win.

 

[newbroom]

One farmer to another during a torrential rain: "if it keeps up, it won't come down".

 

[bonehed]

Shake and shake the ketchup bottle... none will come, and then a lot'll!

 

[johnnyreb]

We're being visited by aliens and they live here on earth!" -- from FBI document

 

[johnnyreb]

 

[oldreddog]

I believe in moderation, in moderation

 

[shikano53]

Every time a worry gets out of your worry box another one immediately jumps in to take it's place.

 

[johnnyreb]

 

[elbert]

Ha! Love that billboard.