Are Any Of You Guys As Traditional As Myself?

[cigrmaster]

How do you know it wasn't Harris?

Jesse, I fucked a ton of strippers in my day but they were freebies. I would never pay and I never charged them for any Quaaludes they ate. It was a win win for everyone. I was amazed a few times at the condo's these girls owned. I couldn't buy property or condo's as I had no way to justify dropping a couple hundred grand on a nice place. I knew a few guys who did it and they went to jail for tax evasion.

 

[cigrmaster]

Harris,

I have more, better, and larger traditional pipes than you, you little punk! My traditional pipes can beat the crap out of your traditional pipes and make them cry like the little bitches they are.

And I also like weird pipes as well. Toscanini referred to tradition as the last bad performance.

Tradition, shmadition.

Jesse, I will admit that your collection of classics dwarfs mine and for good reason. You are fucking older than Methuselah and have been collecting since the day Barling opened it's factory and sold their first pipe to you.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Pipes: All traditional with 3-4 exceptions. Other areas of life? Does living on a houseboat count as "out there"? Pretty staid in all areas, I guess.

P.S. Have to add the houseboat, motor bike, runabout, pogo sticks, LSD, etc., are in the distant past.

 

[saltedplug]

It sounds like many of you are more traditional in your choices. I forgot to include Lovats in my likes as I have 4 or 5 .
Mark was just jealous that every hooker walking the streets just had to come over and rubt heir tits on my jacket .

Harris did you ever think that these tit-rubbers were impelled by olfactory stimuli? That from your "other" hobby, providing a steady diet of zombie innards might have tainted your flesh?

 

[edger]

I'm a traditionalist in all things. I have a complete wardrobe of Filson gear in my dreams. When I wake up it's a melange of worn out crap from the bargain basement. "Why not have the best?" The only Filson I can afford is the catalog.