"None of the effete posters ever eat at restaurants, no doubt."
It was a freaking joke. Touchy, touchy, "Why so serious?"
Clearly, in context, this is directed at the germ issue. Since you have blown long and hard on your objection not being germ related, and have gone on and on that you never objected on the basis of the "germ angle,"
tell me how this relates to you in any way? You cannot, if taken at face value. So by definition, this had nothing to do with you, but you won't just let it go. Regardless, it was a freaking joke. I will apologize to any who are grossed-out by estate pipes as my attempt at humor fell flat. There is no cause for argument over this simple issue. I apologize, as I have OCD and I am a germ-phobe as stated. I do have one pipe, a vintage Comoy, I got from Russia or the Ukraine or wherever and all I could think about was bacteria resistant tuberculosis. That one got a double-dose of Everclear. Love the vintage Comoys.
It is one thing to read something, and another to comprehend it.