Andy, we have a number of membership slots available in the Members in Exile, Incarceration or Interstellar Travel catagory. If you are interested, our Director of Finance (papipeguy) will go over the fee schedule with you. If you wish to endow a round of drinks for the monthly meeting, your application can be expedited.
Oh, I have also been informed that Zeppelin service between Heathrow and Bethlehem has been increased to three flights a week. In addition to being an exemplary pipe maker, Dan also happens to be the Zeppelin pilot, so be sure and ask for him, once you are aboard.