We're going to need more details. Pan fried, deep fried, seared, BBQ'd? Do they cook well over an open fire? I have an endless supply of trespassers and not enough freezer space.
All Pipe Smokers are Weird...Except You and Me.
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You all must live in better parts of the world than myself.
Around here trespassers have enough Speed, Opiates and Monsters in them not only would the taste be effected but you just might OD trying to consume them
Around here trespassers have enough Speed, Opiates and Monsters in them not only would the taste be effected but you just might OD trying to consume them
If the head baptizer is the president of the seminary, I've never heard that Al Mohler smokes a pipe. It would be cool to know if he did though.
Damn,1st please don't be insulting. I'm as weird as they come and darn proud of it
Now that said. Other than a few tweekers and poor white trash type taking one hitter puffs of super discount cig baccy from weed pipes. I never knew a pipe smoker tell a year after I started smoking myself and to date every pipe smoker I've encountered has been almost exactly the same.
They all have a Ziploc bag of dust dry tobacco. The name of which they can't remember. If they ever bothered to know the name in the first place. They smoke from a cheap unknown basket pipe or cob. The pipe being so dirty and gummed up that the stem likely doesn't come out and in order to smoke it they have to run a twig or wire down the stem between each bowl.
Tamping is done with a lighter butt, empty hunting rifle casing or dirty finger. They smoke the gurggluest smoke you've ever heard. Like freight trains polluting the air with the Smell of burning tobacco tar and cheap tobacco while relighting it like a weed pipe with almost every puff. They do this tell it vomits forth dottle and tar to the point they can no longer tolerate it. They then ether Wipe the mouth piece clean and keep going or stamp it out tell next time.
The crazy part is they look at me and actually call me. Crazed, weird and wasteful because I have not only clean pipes that cost more than 20$ but more than one pipe. Know the name of my Tobacco and have more than one type. Then are baffled by the fact I can keep it burning and go on and on and on about how good it smells. In between insults and heckling.
But while willing to try a Tobacco or two and happy to accept a few pipe cleaners So far none have been willing to change the way the go about it.
I'm actually starting a pipe club the 17th of next month in the hopes of meeting a pipe smoker with smoking habits more in line with what I expected after reading and researching online. I'm not overly optimistic I will but we shall see.
I think I blew out a kidney laughing at that.
empty hunting rifle casing...............
I see nothing wrong with this...
I see nothing wrong with this...
That's him - he's a known pipe smoker to our group, though I don't think he advertises.
Wonder if his choices for pipes and blends are spur of the moment or predestined
. I couldn't resist LOL
Met a pipe smoker a few years ago, The gentleman was not interested in what pipe or tobacco, He or I was smoking at the time, he just wanted to have a conversation, and I obliged.
I’ve always preferred swallowers.
I was dating this girl 20 years ago.. one night while getting freaky in the back of my Bronco II she decided to do something I've never experienced since.
I can't go in to detail here but believe you me... I'll never forget it.
I seriously need friends like you have there. Good people! Gurgilly fingers and all!1st please don't be insulting. I'm as weird as they come and darn proud of it
Now that said. Other than a few tweekers and poor white trash type taking one hitter puffs of super discount cig baccy from weed pipes. I never knew a pipe smoker tell a year after I started smoking myself and to date every pipe smoker I've encountered has been almost exactly the same.
They all have a Ziploc bag of dust dry tobacco. The name of which they can't remember. If they ever bothered to know the name in the first place. They smoke from a cheap unknown basket pipe or cob. The pipe being so dirty and gummed up that the stem likely doesn't come out and in order to smoke it they have to run a twig or wire down the stem between each bowl.
Tamping is done with a lighter butt, empty hunting rifle casing or dirty finger. They smoke the gurggluest smoke you've ever heard. Like freight trains polluting the air with the Smell of burning tobacco tar and cheap tobacco while relighting it like a weed pipe with almost every puff. They do this tell it vomits forth dottle and tar to the point they can no longer tolerate it. They then ether Wipe the mouth piece clean and keep going or stamp it out tell next time.
The crazy part is they look at me and actually call me. Crazed, weird and wasteful because I have not only clean pipes that cost more than 20$ but more than one pipe. Know the name of my Tobacco and have more than one type. Then are baffled by the fact I can keep it burning and go on and on and on about how good it smells. In between insults and heckling.
But while willing to try a Tobacco or two and happy to accept a few pipe cleaners So far none have been willing to change the way the go about it.
I'm actually starting a pipe club the 17th of next month in the hopes of meeting a pipe smoker with smoking habits more in line with what I expected after reading and researching online. I'm not overly optimistic I will but we shall see.
It's 2023...just being a tobacco pipe smoker automatically makes you weird...you don't need to go any further than that.
It's definitely increased my weird rating. And I got a new nickname at work. They call me gramps even though I'm 29 and younger than them
Are we back to talking about "Hawaiian Tropic marinated hobos roasted over a dumpster fire filled with rotted cabbage and regret" again?
(kudos to @ashdigger for originally posting that gem!)
Must have been the age factor skewing your encounter, I knew her in ‘76 but can’t remember a thing.
…everyone is weird but me and thee
and every once in a while even thou are a little strange…
and every once in a while even thou are a little strange…
Look. The art of finger tamping takes time and commitment. You have to build up a proper heat callus, not too thick, not to thin. Don't knock us, we work hard on our craft lol.1st please don't be insulting. I'm as weird as they come and darn proud of it
Now that said. Other than a few tweekers and poor white trash type taking one hitter puffs of super discount cig baccy from weed pipes. I never knew a pipe smoker tell a year after I started smoking myself and to date every pipe smoker I've encountered has been almost exactly the same.
They all have a Ziploc bag of dust dry tobacco. The name of which they can't remember. If they ever bothered to know the name in the first place. They smoke from a cheap unknown basket pipe or cob. The pipe being so dirty and gummed up that the stem likely doesn't come out and in order to smoke it they have to run a twig or wire down the stem between each bowl.
Tamping is done with a lighter butt, empty hunting rifle casing or dirty finger. They smoke the gurggluest smoke you've ever heard. Like freight trains polluting the air with the Smell of burning tobacco tar and cheap tobacco while relighting it like a weed pipe with almost every puff. They do this tell it vomits forth dottle and tar to the point they can no longer tolerate it. They then ether Wipe the mouth piece clean and keep going or stamp it out tell next time.
The crazy part is they look at me and actually call me. Crazed, weird and wasteful because I have not only clean pipes that cost more than 20$ but more than one pipe. Know the name of my Tobacco and have more than one type. Then are baffled by the fact I can keep it burning and go on and on and on about how good it smells. In between insults and heckling.
But while willing to try a Tobacco or two and happy to accept a few pipe cleaners So far none have been willing to change the way the go about it.
I'm actually starting a pipe club the 17th of next month in the hopes of meeting a pipe smoker with smoking habits more in line with what I expected after reading and researching online. I'm not overly optimistic I will but we shall see.
Playing guitar helps!
You must thoroughly and generously pepper with a double '00 shaker.
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