A Little Humor for the Day
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon, when Billy Bob said, “Ya' know sumthin', Luther, I reckon I'm 'bout ready fur a vacation, only this time I'm gonna' do it little different."
“Last few years," he said, "I took yur advice about where to go. Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii, and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti, and durned if Earline didn't get pregnant again. I ain't gonna do THAT agin."
Luther asked Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna' do this year that's differnt?"
Billy Bob replied, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
“Last few years," he said, "I took yur advice about where to go. Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii, and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti, and durned if Earline didn't get pregnant again. I ain't gonna do THAT agin."
Luther asked Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna' do this year that's differnt?"
Billy Bob replied, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
Engineer dies and meets St Peter. St Peter says, “you’re not in the book, so you’ll go to Hell.”
A few weeks later, St Pete is talking to the Devil, and the Devil says, “Thanks for that engineer. He’s cleared out the smoke, put in an escalator, and now he is working on an air conditioner.”
St Pete says,” whoah… there’s been a mistake. We want him back.”
Devil says,” go fuck yourself. He’s ours.”
St Pete say, “If you don’t give him back, we’ll sue.”
Devil says, “oh yeah? Where you gonna find a lawyer?”
A few weeks later, St Pete is talking to the Devil, and the Devil says, “Thanks for that engineer. He’s cleared out the smoke, put in an escalator, and now he is working on an air conditioner.”
St Pete says,” whoah… there’s been a mistake. We want him back.”
Devil says,” go fuck yourself. He’s ours.”
St Pete say, “If you don’t give him back, we’ll sue.”
Devil says, “oh yeah? Where you gonna find a lawyer?”