A Little Humor for the Day

[shanez]

These type of threads pop-up from time to time and never seem to last but I enjoy them so why not have another?

Got these texts today:

 

[AcesAndEights]

 

[PA Piper Mike]

 

[bullet08]

Monty Python has seen the future. I totally forgot about this bit.

 

[Zero]

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Love the smell of C 4

 

[kcghost]

It is amazing that people still send jokes over the internet. But when you get my age all you have to do is wait three weeks and I'll laugh like I haven't heard it before.

 

[macaroni]

Love the smell of C 4

I'd forgotten- it did have a nice smell! A hint of something that made me think of vanilla and also fresh mint I think, for me. Felt nice between thumb and forefinger- drier than silly putty LOL. Pretty white color too! So surprised to see the fire, hear the boom and feel the dirt beneath me quiver! LOL
Kindly
Mike

 

[ashdigger]

 

[Zero]

I'd forgotten- it did have a nice smell! A hint of something that made me think of vanilla and also fresh mint I think, for me. Felt nice between thumb and forefinger- drier than silly putty LOL. Pretty white color too! So surprised to see the fire, hear the boom and feel the dirt beneath me quiver! LOL
Kindly
Mike

Yeah, I remember it smelling sweet and wanting to taste it

 

[Zero]

Earliest ancestors?

 

[BCF]

These type of threads pop-up from time to time and never seem to last but I enjoy them so why not have another?

Got these texts today:

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Just awful. In the best possible way!

 

[BCF]

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You win. This one is worst than the first.

 

[RobNYC]

 

[captainsousie]

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Sorry I can't help myself, I have to correct this. That's actually the brake and clutch pictured there.

 

[JOHN72]

I don't understand this thread, what does it all mean, is it a humor thread? I don't know how I do it, but this is the ninth time I've gone to work with my underwear on backwards. Could it be that I smoke too much latakia?

 

[PA Piper Mike]

Little old now, but still damn funny.

 

[PA Piper Mike]

I'm switching my house alarm...

 

[Zero]

I'm switching my house alarm...


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I love that song, and when my daughter was 4 and singing along in the car seat when it came over the radio...she would have me in tears

 

[PA Piper Mike]

I love that song, and when my daughter was 4 and singing along in the car seat when it came over the radio...she would have me in tears

OMG, I'm picturing a little 4 year old girl's voice singing that now!

"Let da bodees hit da flor, let da bodees hit da flor"

 

[Zero]

OMG, I'm picturing a little 4 year old girl's voice singing that now!

"Let da bodees hit da flor, let da bodees hit da flor"

And she would make her voice all gravelly