- Sep 20, 2019
Then there are the real headlines that surpass any satire the Babylon Bee could come up with:For real comedy, you gotta get the Babylon Bee headlines:
Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say
Report: Noah's Wife Repeatedly Asked Him To Stop Posing On Prow Of Ark Shouting, 'I'm The King Of The World!
Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music
White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic
Facebook Now Allows Users To Flag Anything They Disagree With As 'Literally Hitler'
New Ejection Seat Will Launch Anyone Who Brings Up Politics On Thanksgiving Into The Stratosphere
Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance
Nation's Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege