A Little Humor for the Day
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A lonely window runs and ad in the local paper seeking companionship, the ad reads.
Lonely widow seeking a man who won't call other women, won't chase other women, and is able to sexually satisfy me.
After a few days with no response her doorbell rings, she opens the door to find a man on her porch with no arms and no legs. Taken back by the sight of armless/legless man, she asks what she can do for him. He tells her he has come to answer her ad regarding the lonely widow. A bit shocked, she asks why he thinks he's a good fit? He responds, well I have no legs, so I can't chase other women. I also have no arms, so obviously I can't call other women...
She pauses for moment and asks him, how can you sexually satisfy me?
He says, HOW DO YOU THINK I RANG THE DOORBELL?!
Lonely widow seeking a man who won't call other women, won't chase other women, and is able to sexually satisfy me.
After a few days with no response her doorbell rings, she opens the door to find a man on her porch with no arms and no legs. Taken back by the sight of armless/legless man, she asks what she can do for him. He tells her he has come to answer her ad regarding the lonely widow. A bit shocked, she asks why he thinks he's a good fit? He responds, well I have no legs, so I can't chase other women. I also have no arms, so obviously I can't call other women...
She pauses for moment and asks him, how can you sexually satisfy me?
He says, HOW DO YOU THINK I RANG THE DOORBELL?!
A little Thanksgiving Humor...
Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because it was in my smoker.
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What do you call a turkey without feathers? Dinner.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because it was in my smoker.
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What do you call a turkey without feathers? Dinner.
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I dread the day Half-Dan sees this one.
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