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gamzultovah

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Aug 4, 2019
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They get to talking and drinking, and they start arguing over who's the best at converting followers. One says "I bet I could even convert a BEAR!" and they all agree to try to convert a bear.

The next day, the priest says "I sprinked a bear with holy water and it dropped to its knees in prayer!"

The minister says "I wrestled a bear to the water and baptized him! He became docile as a lamb!"

The rabbi is covered in deep, bloody scratches and mumbles "In retrospect, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
 
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