A Little Humor for the Day
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“Beer is the greatest waste of water this nation has known. You down one pint and flush two gallons”
(The late) Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
(The late) Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
I'm such a Star Trek nerd that I'll end up watching 'Gamesters of Triskelion' tonight.
Rich guy and a poor guy are standing outside a department store at Christmas.
Poor guy asks rich, "what did you get your wife?"
Rich guy, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
Poor guy, "a ring... and a car?"
Rich guy, "Ye, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive it back to the store herself. What did you get for yours?"
Poor guy, "some slippers and a dildo."
Rich guy, "A dildo?"
Poor guy, "ye, if she don't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
Poor guy asks rich, "what did you get your wife?"
Rich guy, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
Poor guy, "a ring... and a car?"
Rich guy, "Ye, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive it back to the store herself. What did you get for yours?"
Poor guy, "some slippers and a dildo."
Rich guy, "A dildo?"
Poor guy, "ye, if she don't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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