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Rich guy and a poor guy are standing outside a department store at Christmas.
Poor guy asks rich, "what did you get your wife?"
Rich guy, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
Poor guy, "a ring... and a car?"
Rich guy, "Ye, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive it back to the store herself. What did you get for yours?"
Poor guy, "some slippers and a dildo."
Rich guy, "A dildo?"
Poor guy, "ye, if she don't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."