A Jess (?) Pipe

[peckinpahhombre]

According to Zack, Harris looks great in a cocktail dress, especially when he shaves his legs and uses a push up bra to accentuate his man boobs. Great casting here.

 

[pruss]

Having lost all sense of the original focus of the thread (due homage to Mr. Chonowitsch's pipe craft aside)... How about casting brdavidson, Six and smokeybear as the local coppers with Roth as their "been there done that" Lt. ?
-- Pat

 

[pipestud]

I just read through the posts on this thread and now am thoroughly confused. Are we supposed to be guessing as to whether Harris's man boobs are real or fake?
Pipestud

 

[pruss]

I just read through the posts on this thread and now am thoroughly confused. Are we supposed to be guessing as to whether Harris's man boobs are real or fake?

I'm pretty sure that was never in question.
-- Pat

 

[peckinpahhombre]

I got the role for Roth. He can be the local law enforcement officer, much like Stumpy in Rio Bravo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsnPpt4r7mk

 

[pruss]

... love Rio Bravo.
-- Pat

 

[piperl12]

I can sing get along little doggie! Lol

 

[piperl12]

I can sing get along little doggie! Lol

 

[pruss]

I can sing get along little doggie! Lol

Me too... but "throw a houlihan" was a confusing line to a very young me, who watched M*A*S*H* religiously at age 5; for whom a "Houlihan" was a Major, as in Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan.
Ah youth...
-- Pat

 

[rmason]

love Rio Bravo.

+1 It has got to be one of the best Westerns with singing out there. Also what was the main point of this thread I got lost around the time the truck and Harris came into play?

~Ron

 

[rmason]

Sorry damn double post.

~Ron

 

[pruss]

Also what was the main point of this thread

Good question...
Original Topic - In a nutshell, "Is this pipe the real McCoy... er McChonowitsch?" http://www.ebay.com/itm/221300403258?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649
Secondary Topic - Who would you cast in a buddy-cop/P.I. TV Serial based around piping and pipe crimes?
Evolving Tertiary Topic - Rio Grande and relevant Western themed discussion.
The whole thing spun out hours ago, but I'm finding it endlessly entertaining. What can I say, I'm easy to occupy.
-- Pat

 

[peckinpahhombre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti84ubx2TEQ

 

[piperl12]

This is why I live this group so much you make my ADD seem normal :wink:

 

[peckinpahhombre]

Are we supposed to be guessing as to whether Harris's man boobs are real or fake?

They're real, but he also had implants. Each breast has buried within a full tin of Escudo. And Rad Davis carved a couple of perky silver dollar sized nipples out of cumberland.

 

[rmason]

Thanks Pat for the clarification, for the last 10 minutes I've been reading and re-reading the thread and I know understand. Also since reading it I know want this TV show made, it would definitely win the Oscar for best action/mystery/comedy/Harris wearing a cocktail dress series.

~Ron

 

[piperl12]

Hmmm so Harris is accessorizing? Good thinking! Note to self order Rad Davis nipples to go with my Betty Davis Eyes!

 

[rmason]

I just realized how much more screwed up this thread will get when Cortez gets here.

~Ron

 

[pipestud]

They're real, but he also had implants. Each breast has buried within a full tin of Escudo. And Rad Davis carved a couple of silver dollar sized nipples out of cumberland.- Peck

Well, since Rad is now making enhancers; Hey Rad old buddy, can you make me a magnum.... well, you know. :D
Pipehopefulstud

 

[eaglerico]

Cough...sinister six at it again...cough