How does one extract smoke from a pipe?
A:Huff
B:Puff
C:Suck
D:Draw
E:Retro-hale
A:Huff
B:Puff
C:Suck
D:Draw
E:Retro-hale
A Bar Exam for Pipesmokers
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H&H stands for Hearth and Home, what does HH stand for on MacBaren Tins?
Greg Pease, Muttonchop, and Per Jensen all answer a question about cellaring tobacco... which one do you pay attention to? 
Which pipe makes the best flake burner...
A. a bulldog
B. a pipe where the depth of the chamber is 2.25% taller than the width of the chamber.
C. any pipe you want because I'm a commie bastard
D. a dublin
A. a bulldog
B. a pipe where the depth of the chamber is 2.25% taller than the width of the chamber.
C. any pipe you want because I'm a commie bastard
D. a dublin
Greg Pease, Muttonchop, and Per Jensen all answer a question about cellaring tobacco... which one do you pay attention to?
Greg Pease, Muttonchop, and Per Jensen all answer a question about
How much does the average pipe smoker spend on pipes on a yearly basis?
How much does the average pipe smoker spend on tobacco on a yearly basis?
That ought to weed out the weak and unworthy real quick
How much does the average pipe smoker spend on tobacco on a yearly basis?
That ought to weed out the weak and unworthy real quick
MacBaren makes Sutliff, C&D makes GLP, Germains makes Esotericas... if a Canadian orders tobacco from the US, and selects Fed Ex as the carrier, what is the percentage of chance that it will arrive before STP makes all of the pipe tobacco in the world?
I laughed out loud at this post. Also I think I must be guilty of being at least part redneck hobo.
This section of exam includes lab requirement for completion...bring your own meer and hacksaw.
Which one is more expensive
A. a Peterson 315 with a silver band
B. Anything with a white dot
C. A Becker 3 clubs
D. Something that Sablebrush used to own
A. a Peterson 315 with a silver band
B. Anything with a white dot
C. A Becker 3 clubs
D. Something that Sablebrush used to own
No, it's a trick question because it doesn't include the chamber.
I’m in disbelief. I’m not a pipe smokier after all.
The secret life of Ashdigger.
The secret life of Ashdigger.
A pipster is of course a real history buff too, and knows all tobacciana. Which was the pioneering, and of course, best American pipe made during the 1950s? A hint: Starts with L, and ends with EE.
Q: You have to leave for work in 5 minutes, your drive to work will take 2100 seconds, your car does 45mpg. None of that matters... how do you dry your freshly opened tin of SG so you can smoke it during your drive to work. Extra points for innovative and original thinking.
Q: You have to leave for work in 5 minutes, your drive to work will take 2100 seconds, your car does 45mpg. None of that matters... how do you dry your freshly opened tin of SG so you can smoke it during your drive to work. Extra points for innovative and original thinking.
Doesn't mention the fact that you are supposed to suck on the shank, and not the mouthpiece. That is for slobbering old ladies and beginners.
If I buy some new tobacco and open it and want to store it for awhile do I:
a. Put it in a Mason jar.
b. Put it in a Mason jar.
c. Put it in a Mason jar.
d. Do whatever I've been told the last 7 times I asked - put it in a Mason jar.
a. Put it in a Mason jar.
b. Put it in a Mason jar.
c. Put it in a Mason jar.
d. Do whatever I've been told the last 7 times I asked - put it in a Mason jar.
You taking a 9.5 hour flight from Miami to Franfurt Airport in Germany. You want to take two open tins of Escudo and a pipe with you, but carry on is restricted. What type of pipe will be the least painful to... ahhhh nevermind.