Got it!
THE FIRST BATCH OF MATCHES HAVE BEEN SENT OUT!
Please remember that this is a hyper labour intensive process and the elves can only work so hard, but we are all hard at work here at the North Pole to truly disappoint each and every one of you. Our new matching machine, shipped directly from North Korea this past summer, is buzzing along and making and sending emails.
To address the elephant in the room, NO, THE PERSON YOU SEND TO WILL NOT BE THE ONE SENDING TO YOU.
I hope to have the remaining emails done either today, tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, or by Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or the weekend at the latest.
Super Dooper spy shot of the matching machine:
View attachment 264264
Did North Korea ship the child labor force over as well in the same box or did you have them already?
THE FIRST BATCH OF MATCHES HAVE BEEN SENT OUT!
Please remember that this is a hyper labour intensive process and the elves can only work so hard, but we are all hard at work here at the North Pole to truly disappoint each and every one of you. Our new matching machine, shipped directly from North Korea this past summer, is buzzing along and making and sending emails.
To address the elephant in the room, NO, THE PERSON YOU SEND TO WILL NOT BE THE ONE SENDING TO YOU.
I hope to have the remaining emails done either today, tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, or by Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or the weekend at the latest.
Super Dooper spy shot of the matching machine:
View attachment 264264