🎄The Official Unofficial PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2023 🎅

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

 

[mikethompson]

Is this how @mikethompson feels after the insanity ends?

 

[solideogloria86]

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[vosBghos]

IN

 

[mikethompson]

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Just a quick point of housekeeping, as I've recieved a few emails on this already. This year the matches will be done differently, meaning who you send to will not be sending to you. This should make it a little more 'secret' this year, and even better, more difficult for me come matching time.

The elves and I have created a very complex and elaborate system to generate matches based on a very scientific system. I wont bore you with the details, but it will involve a very nice century old Meer, McClelland Christmas Cheer, and 15 year old Scotch.

 

[ThermionicScott]

Spin the bottle, then?

 

[username]

And here I always assumed it was with a dart board.

 

[trouttimes]

 

[Ahi Ka]

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Just a quick point of housekeeping, as I've recieved a few emails on this already. This year the matches will be done differently, meaning who you send to will not be sending to you. This should make it a little more 'secret' this year, and even better, more difficult for me come matching time.

The elves and I have created a very complex and elaborate system to generate matches based on a very scientific system. I wont bore you with the details, but it will involve a very nice century old Meer, McClelland Christmas Cheer, and 15 year old Scotch a frozen corn cob, a pouch of codger burley, and an expired Pepsi

 

[Sobrbiker]

No CBG for the cob?

 

[Ahi Ka]

No CBG for the cob?

Haha normally, but @mikethompson has gone back to basics

 

[mikethompson]

Haha normally, but @mikethompson has gone back to basics

This is true. Maybe a question for another thread, but can anyone tell me how to light a match?

 

[mikethompson]

 

[condorlover1]

Well just to be on the safe side I am in for this years Secret Santa

 

[jerry]

I read this thread daily, even though I do have a life

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Some art history for you guys.... Just to class up this thread. To set the spirit for Christmas, sculptor Paul McCarty, not to be confused with the Beatle guy, was asked to create a Christmas based sculpture for a renown art fair. So, he broke a Christmas tree down into its most basic form for this seasonal work of art, entitled "Tree."
Fa la la la ahhhhhhh!!!

 

[AcesAndEights]

Some art history for you guys.... Just to class up this thread. To set the spirit for Christmas, sculptor Paul McCarty, not to be confused with the Beatle guy, was asked to create a Christmas based sculpture for a renown art fair. So, he broke a Christmas tree down into its most basic form for this seasonal work of art, entitled "Tree."
Fa la la la ahhhhhhh!!!
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Must need to plug it in to make the lights come on

 

[ThermionicScott]

I read this thread daily, even though I do have a life

Ain't gotta lie to kick it.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

 

[SBC]

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Somebody please send me some this year. I'll bet that 99% of us joking about it have never tried it, and I want to be in the 1% that has...