🎄🌟 The Unofficial Official PM Secret Santa 2024 Thread 🌟 🎄

[woodsroad]

Are the matches made yet?

 

[SBC]

Is anyone else have all kinds of problems with figuring out how this thing works? Is it like a wash rag chain letter, or more like an annuity? Is this only for expired canned goods, or can I send other stuff like small rocks, and gravy?

Bola Tinubu's bastard son became 33rd degree GradDragon of Amway, invaded Tupperware and offered them protection for fealty, and the merger started trading expired cans of small rocks and gravy for meth with Mike's godfather, and when Mike became privy he saw in it an opportunity for the PMF. And here we are.

 

[woodsroad]

Bola Tinubu's bastard son became 33rd degree GradDragon of Amway, invaded Tupperware and offered them protection for fealty, and the merger started trading expired cans of small rocks and gravy for meth with Mike's godfather, and when Mike became privy he saw in it an opportunity for the PMF. And here we are.

I'll send gravy then.

 

[Sobrbiker]

Nope.

 

[mikethompson]

Bola Tinubu's bastard son became 33rd degree GradDragon of Amway, invaded Tupperware and offered them protection for fealty, and the merger started trading expired cans of small rocks and gravy for meth with Mike's godfather, and when Mike became privy he saw in it an opportunity for the PMF. And here we are.

Sounds like an AI-generated fever dream to me.

 

[solideogloria86]

Is anyone else have all kinds of problems with figuring out how this thing works? Is it like a wash rag chain letter, or more like an annuity? Is this only for expired canned goods, or can I send other stuff like small rocks, and gravy?

It's more like a timeshare in Gatlinburg where you get one Monday from 1-3pm every other month.

 

[Jbrewer2002]

I’m in!! Email sent.

 

[jackattack]

Should I thaw the chicken before sending it? I want it to be at peak ripeness when it arrives.

 

[mikethompson]

Should I thaw the chicken before sending it? I want it to be at peak ripeness when it arrives.

Well I'm a gentleman, so I would ask the chicken.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Should I thaw the chicken before sending it? I want it to be at peak ripeness when it arrives.

Sheesh. Last year our biggest fear was a mailbox getting ghosted with Captain Black Grape.

 

[woodsroad]

Well I'm a gentleman, so I would ask the chicken.

 

[mikethompson]

View attachment 343929

Well aren't you all an enthusiastic bunch...

I thought I would have a bit more time before posting this, but seeing as how we are at 33 (!) participants already....

As a special thank-you for you early adopters, there will be a small gift from Santa heading out to the first 30 (in the mainland US and Canada) participants.

Som Besths to each and every one of you

​

Should be in the mail later today

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Is anyone else have all kinds of problems with figuring out how this thing works? Is it like a wash rag chain letter, or more like an annuity? Is this only for expired canned goods, or can I send other stuff like small rocks, and gravy?

I was hoping to unload some old blankets that we used to cover covid victims with in the first few months of the outbreak. But, small rocks sound easier to mail.

 

[Sobrbiker]

Should be in the mail later today

Too bad the music store only has 30 pirated CD’s of Mariah’s biggest holiday hit

 

[Chalaw87]

WAHOOOO

I’m in. Email sent.

I can’t believe it took me this long to find this thread. I look forward to it all year.

I can’t wait to like almost every post. Repeat pictures and memes and photoshopped Mariah pictures and all.

Huge shout out to Mike for organizing the shenanigans again. I look forward to the chaos.

SOM BESTHS TO ALL.

 

[mikethompson]

I can’t believe it took me this long to find this thread.

But you finally did - welcome back to the madhouse!

 

[condorlover1]

I'll send gravy then.

What is PMF? Pull My Finger?

 

[condorlover1]

 

[condorlover1]

This one from last year wins the award in my opinion

 

[Andre_T]

I'm in. You poor poor bastard that I get....