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  1. condorlover1

    Show Off Your Meerschaum Pipes Here!

    OK. I'll play! Here are a few of mine.
  2. condorlover1

    Review of GH Brown House Roll Cut - A Reunion Gone Wrong

    @anotherbob: Ahhh yes. Incest. A game for the whole family! I am always reminded of the couple in divorce court in the Appalachians when the judge says "Mr and Mrs Smith you are now officially divorced". A few minutes after Jeb asks the Judge "Does that mean I can still call her my sister your...
  3. condorlover1

    Review of GH Brown House Roll Cut - A Reunion Gone Wrong

    Your welcome. Being a Brit based in the U.S for 30 years I have developed a unique skill at getting the unobtainable for denizens of the forum and arranging small shipments of U.S stuff in the opposite direction!
  4. condorlover1

    Review of GH Brown House Roll Cut - A Reunion Gone Wrong

    I am sorry you are upset about Gawith & Hogwarts latest offering. If you need me to pick up some of the old stock that is still around do let me know as I run quite an import business from the U.K in small quantities at a price naturally! In the meantime if you are so unhappy about the current...
  5. condorlover1

    Fisherman With Cutty a Van Gough?

    That is actually a polaroid of me smoking a 'cutty' whilst on holiday in Blackpool!
  6. condorlover1

    Review of GH Rum Twist - From Greatness To Mediocrity

    The advertising slogan would be: 'Tribble Plug. Puts hair on your tongue. Buy it!'
  7. condorlover1

    Review of GH Rum Twist - From Greatness To Mediocrity

    @coming to_falling too : There is a blend that is crying out to be made. Captain Kirks Reserve Tribble Plug!
  8. condorlover1

    Review of GH Rum Twist - From Greatness To Mediocrity

    Is it over yet? Can we talk about that new Tribble Plug they are introducing that is not for sale in the U.S?
  9. condorlover1

    Is it true? My dear War Horse is dead?

    Here is the 1930's advert we reworked to read 'Piss Off You Old Pervert' followed by 'Tastes Like Shit! Buy Some!' slogan.
  10. condorlover1

    Is it true? My dear War Horse is dead?

    Accept no substitute! If it says SToP then it's the real deal!
  11. condorlover1

    Is it true? My dear War Horse is dead?

    Wow! Now we have identified the man who actually buys the stuff! I thought it was an urban myth. There is a chap on here, I think he maybe a lawyer who probably has a couple of hundred tins of the stuff who might sell you a few. He has the most breath taking horde of tobacco I have ever seen. If...
  12. condorlover1

    Let's Discuss this Forum

    I have a made quite a few friends on here and without this place there would have never been John Cottons, War Horse, Fungal Slices etc. I love the place even though I don't post as often as I used to but it is my compulsive read in the morning before coffee and reading The London Times!
  13. condorlover1

    John Cotton Smyrna

    I think we did 3 John Cottons. JC 1, JC 1 & 2, JC Smegma Smyrna. The Double Pressed thing was a piece of 'Badge Engineering' by the Spillman Drive Minions at P&C. Tins of most of the original line show up on Pipe Studs website occasionally although tins of War Horse Rub Your Own are getting...
  14. condorlover1

    Pipe Smoking and Makin' Babies

    @anotherbob: You know I always have a recurring dream about getting a knock on the door and opening it find some older exotic women with a teenage boy uttering the words 'Would you like to meet your son?' at which point I wake up and have a shot of scotch and feel mighty relieved it was a dream...
  15. condorlover1

    Do You Like Snow?

    As an after thought you could never make this type of comedy on the BBC these days in fact I was surprised to find it YouTube! rotf
  16. condorlover1

    Do You Like Snow?

    @ziv. Well I that guess idea is out of the window. Maybe the Far East could be a possibility as I have always wanted to rock one of those Pith helmets whilst being surrounded by nubile exotic women! Sadly I don't think Mrs. Condor Lover would be too impressed with that idea. I remember when I...
  17. condorlover1

    Do You Like Snow?

    I hate the snow. Every year I decamp to Tampa from October until the it is half past spring to avoid the stuff! Since early January it has been in the low 50s during the day and wretchedly cold at night. I am actually thinking I might buzz off to Israel or some place like that next winter since...
  18. condorlover1

    Pipe Smoking and Makin' Babies

    I would imagine if you take your pipe out of your mouth and not smoke a Church Warden whilst giving the wife a length of the 'Old Pipe' you should get her in the club in no time. I personally have never had any children but I am told they can say rather amusing things. Good luck with your quest...
  19. condorlover1

    Been Smoking for a While, First Meerschuam Pipe, any Tips

    +100 @Chasing Embers : Yep treat your meerschaum like your women. Stuff the bowl and ride it to heaven every time! rotf
  20. condorlover1

    ***What Are You Smoking, January 2025?***

    Putting Things in Pipes Magazine maybe?