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  1. simong

    Bad Karma

    What, like Eddie Izzard you mean? I take it you don’t live in London or work for the BBC jay, you’d get strung up just for thinking that! lol
  2. simong

    Pipe Smoking Insults - Post Them Here

    Statistics show that unless their tobacco is cube cut, fully rubbed out or drier than a witches tit, 98.2% of US pipesmokers can’t light a pipe!
  3. simong

    Curry Half and Half

    Lamb must taste different in the states I suppose. More of a mutton vindaloo man myself, garlic naan & 24 pints of lager. That's the ticket! 👍 YMMV of course, goes without saying.
  4. simong

    ***What Are You Smoking, June 2024?***

    Hot one today, proper 'Betty Swollocks' weather! Rich Dark Honeydew in a Peterson's XL 339.
  5. simong

    Curry Half and Half

    Somebody would buy it, no doubt. Curried porridge doesn't sound too bad actually. Four Squires Flake by g&h, tasted like chicken tikka (to me). Discontinued or delisted a couple of years ago I think.
  6. simong

    ***What Are You Smoking, June 2024?***

    Rich Dark Honeydew in a Charatan.
  7. simong

    Pipe Smoking Insults - Post Them Here

    Pipe down! (you effing twat......can be added on the end for extra impact).
  8. simong

    Are Amazon On a Go Slow?

    Sounds like a con job, Jay. File a dispute and get your money back.
  9. simong

    Opening A Tin? Show Us!

    Rich Dark Flake for the weekend.
  10. simong

    The Official 2024 NHL Playoff Thread

    Well, one did today! Lol Unfortunately, what appeared to be a cracking pair of cans were pixelated over. 🙁
  11. simong

    The Official 2024 NHL Playoff Thread

    We never hear much about the NHL in Britain, one of the oilers fans made the papers though!
  12. simong

    Please Help ID this Logo

    Pipe looks like a Parker to me. Stem logo for a tobacconist’s own line of house pipes.
  13. simong

    Effects of Altitude on Smoking Certain Blends?

    I’ve smoked on top of mountains & ski slopes to no ill affect. If your St. Bruno is smoking too hot & wet, then you’re smoking too hard & fast. If you struggle to smoke slower try a Peterson’s system or a falcon pipe. They’ll take the moisture out of the tobacco & help give you a cooler & drier...
  14. simong

    Increasing Number of Possible AI Bots?

    I think Rudi Voller was the Boche with the best Barnet……..up until Frank Rijkaard spat in it! lol
  15. simong

    Much Bendy Inside Out Stick

    That's a new fangled 'safety match' & of no interest to me, do as you, yourself, see fit. Pray tell, why pose such a question in the first place?
  16. simong

    5 Months In, I Still Have No Idea How to Pack a Pipe

    Blind leading the blind........ Man can't pack/smoke a pipe, leave him be.
  17. simong

    Increasing Number of Possible AI Bots?

    It simply means 'computer said no'......or in layman's terms the world's computer couldn't fathom what you were on about! Humorous or worrying? When you consider that the best of intelligence in 2024, wether from earth or outer space is not familiar with sucking farts out of swans or buggering...
  18. simong

    Hedgehog out in the day

    Paninni Di Niglo? Sounds more appetising than 'Hedgehog in a Roll'. Round my way I'm pretty sure they call them 'Hotchi' or something similar. Sorry to hear the little fella didn't make it. 🙁
  19. simong

    Was I the First Adopter of Electric Vehicles on this Forum?

    What was your nickname at school Jay, Stirling Moss?! Can't beat that I'm afraid, I wasn't born until 72. Love it! 👍 No gloves, helmet, seat belt & no brakes! Makes an englishman proud. I did have the pleasure(?) of cruising round town in a Sinclair C5 when they first came out in the 80's...