A Festivus For The Rest Of Us
- Thread starter Richmond B. Funkenhouser
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Happy <preferred winter festival> everyone.
I think the screen door got shut, seems to have gone up in smoke. Ah no, simply fell by the wayside.
Earlier today I was in the Chick-fil-A drive thru where they had someone in a little booth taking orders. It was a long line, business is good it seems. When it was my turn the young man looked at me with my smoldering pipe and informed me that smoking wasn't allowed on their property. I smiled, removed my pipe from my mouth, placed it in it's holder on the dash and placed my order. I wished him and everyone else I dealt with today face to face a merry Christmas.
It was a rather small curved pipe that blended right into the beard, so pretty discrete and nothing skunky was wafting his way. When will their hateful oppression stop?
It was a rather small curved pipe that blended right into the beard, so pretty discrete and nothing skunky was wafting his way. When will their hateful oppression stop?
You achieved a level of graciousness in that situation I probably wouldn't have.
And a level of graciousness quite inappropriate for Festivus!
We'll credit you with an airing of grievance for this post...so I guess that makes up for it.
Recognized that intersection immediately! SE corner of Sunset and Highland, right smack dab in the middle of Hollywood. I also recognized the dance studio directly above the insane PETA drone's head, as I briefly made out with their African-American receptionist circa 2011. True story!
Just when I thought this thread couldn’t get weirder. Or is it more weird? Anyway. Carry on.
UPDATE FROM SANTA FUNK:
All recipients who were deemed eligible received their packages.
Thank you all for being a part of this. Next year will be even bigger!
All recipients who were deemed eligible received their packages.
Thank you all for being a part of this. Next year will be even bigger!