A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[BingBong]

Hey guys, there's more Festivus-esque action in the screen door thread,feel free to head on over.

Happy <preferred winter festival> everyone.

I think the screen door got shut, seems to have gone up in smoke. Ah no, simply fell by the wayside.

 

[timt]

Earlier today I was in the Chick-fil-A drive thru where they had someone in a little booth taking orders. It was a long line, business is good it seems. When it was my turn the young man looked at me with my smoldering pipe and informed me that smoking wasn't allowed on their property. I smiled, removed my pipe from my mouth, placed it in it's holder on the dash and placed my order. I wished him and everyone else I dealt with today face to face a merry Christmas.

It was a rather small curved pipe that blended right into the beard, so pretty discrete and nothing skunky was wafting his way. When will their hateful oppression stop?

 

[brian64]

Earlier today I was in the Chick-fil-A drive thru where they had someone in a little booth taking orders. It was a long line, business is good it seems. When it was my turn the young man looked at me with my smoldering pipe and informed me that smoking wasn't allowed on their property. I smiled, removed my pipe from my mouth, placed it in it's holder on the dash and placed my order. I wished him and everyone else I dealt with today face to face a merry Christmas.

It was a rather small curved pipe that blended right into the beard, so pretty discrete and nothing skunky was wafting his way. When will their hateful oppression stop?

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You achieved a level of graciousness in that situation I probably wouldn't have.

And a level of graciousness quite inappropriate for Festivus!

We'll credit you with an airing of grievance for this post...so I guess that makes up for it.