Could My Pipe be Making My Mustache Die?

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Has anyone had this problem? It seems like my mustache has gone straw like and sparse.. I have been smoking 1 to 5 bowls a day for a few months. The which side do you clench on thread got me noticing, its more so on the pipe side of my lip. Overall I have noticed benefits to my health.. my lungs, and my energy level. If you pros might weigh in i'd love to hear any experiences.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Good Lord I hope not. Next thing you know they'll be telling us it makes your knee caps grow and your feet fall off!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Good Lord I hope not. Next thing you know they'll be telling us it makes your knee caps grow and your feet fall off!

Budwiser gives women long nipples..

 

[alaskanpiper]

Budwiser gives women long nipples..

And masturbation causes blindness. Why are so many pleasurable things in this world so goddamn dangerous? If there is a creator out there he/she is one twisted mother!

Oh what's that? There are things in the world i gave you that make you feel fantastic, taste delicious, are incredibly relaxing, inspire revelry, and generally make life far more enjoyable? Great!.....Enjoy!.........oh wait.........CANCER, AIDS, HEART ATTACKS, FOOT FUNGUS, DICK CHEESE, HANGOVERS, COPD, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST CHRONIC MUSTACHE DEGENERATION!!!!!! SURPRISE BITCH!!!!

I'm sure they had a reason, but GODdamn!!!!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Having been a redhead my whole life, up until it quickly went to silver a few years ago... smoking keeps some red in my hair, even if it is of the smoky Virginia variety.

 

[Epip Oc'Cabot]

Having been a redhead my whole life, up until it quickly went to silver a few years ago... smoking keeps some red in my hair, even if it is of the smoky Virginia variety.

So very true..... it helps to maintain a bit of a rusty hue to otherwise grey beard and mustache hairs.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I'm fine with a little foot fugus, just enough to keep things interesting... but my stache was already on the wispy side.

Hell smokey Virginia should be a Just for Men flavor.

There has to be some suffering so we can appreciate the great golden smoking section in the sky.

 

[brian64]

Could my Pipe be Making my Mustache die?

Only meers are guaranteed to not kill your mustache.

 

[olkofri]

Gotta stop smoking those nosewarmers!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Only meers are guaranteed to not kill your mustache.

Thats it.. I gotta have one, now its a matter of health.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Depends what you are smoking? If it's Clan then it's more than likely your moustache is desperately trying to escape. As it comes to the realisation that isn't physically possible its only way out is moustache suicide.
RIP moustache?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Nope

 

[python]

Nope

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I was waiting for this .

 

[Chasing Embers]

I was waiting for this .

Now we need pipestud to chime in.?

 

[weezell]

...

 

[Bowie]

You simply mustache yourself if the tradeoff is worth it.

I'll see myself out...

 

[verporchting]

Your mustache is probably growing sparse and thin because you’re older today than you were yesterday. Gravity and time are twin bitch sisters.

Pack another bowl and keep it smokey. It’s what Sante would do.

 

[rushx9]

I wish it would slow mine down a little. I think it's trying to eat my face!

 

[verporchting]

Give it 20 years ?

 

[verporchting]

You’d be appalled at the state of Sir Walter Raleigh’s mustache after all these years. Positively dreadful. I’m not blaming the pipe though.