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Hitler: All those who have not smoked Penzance leave!

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  • Started 3 years ago by fordm60
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  1. fordm60

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    Hi brothers of the briar!! There was a video short around the forum a few months ago. It was the German high command trying to calm Hitler as there was no more Penzance to be found. I am asking, nay I am pleading that whomever it was that posted it before does so again. It was simply hilarious!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqvOzrbFbv4

    It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

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    Oh, Hitler. Stalin was much more effective, and rumor has it he smoked Royal Yacht. Hitler hated smoking, although he mostly seemed to dislike cigarettes.

    "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey." -- William Faulkner

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    he mostly seemed to dislike cigarettes.

    Among the many things he seemed to dislike apparently...

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
    -C. S. Lewis, English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 - 1963)
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    First time I smoked Penzance I got an erection. It's that good.

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    Hitler didn't like many things. Jewish people, smoking, freedom... I'm sure he didn't like the outcome of the war he started.

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    No matter how many times I see this clip, I still enjoy it

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    All the Hitler videos using this film clip are too funny. This one is no exception. I thought the movie producers got an injunction against new Hitler (fill in the blank) videos using this clip, but they keep coming. Great stuff.

    "Had his shooting been as good as his running, he might have given a better account of himself."
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    Hitler, many Left wing politicians still admire this maniac. Yea I went there, it was left wide open.

    It's not my position nor want to help another man. It's his responsibility to help himself, as where he can learn to dig down deep enough to save himself. -I. Kidd
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    There's even a Hitler parody where Hitler finds out that there are Hitler parody's on Youtube

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    I think any left wing political who admires Hitler should be named and shamed, so go on then and name them shame them,shame them.

    Killing me won't bring back your apples.
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    https://youtu.be/q95t2ulrXW4
    Never mind the politicians, this lot take the biscuit

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    Let's go back to George Bernard Shaw and work forward. With a little homework you can connect the dots all the way to 2015. Don't get excited about Shaw not being a politician, the Faibian Society in itself will deliver quite effectivly.

    Hitler/Penzance video very amusing.

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    As a penzance lover I have to say that was hilarious.

    "These are ghosts that are more at home in a girdle-filled drawer than one of my pipes." Quote by Neil Archer Roan on lakeland ghosts
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    I'm as excited as Churchill upon receiving first night tickets to a Shaw play.
    I joined the dots and got a funny shape.

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    Since we've devolved this conversation let's take a look at the lighter side of the man.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc

    Blowin' smoke since 1970.
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    So funny, I was about to send it out for others to share, then it dawned on me that the only people I know who would understand the context were the people on this forum ha

    I don't really care if the cup is half full or half empty, I just want something to sip on.
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    Ok thats it! A thread for The Non-Penzanced

    Are those Tobacco Brownies?
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    No matter how many times I see this clip, I still enjoy it

    Indeed! It's very well done and I can't help but crack up every time I see it.

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    I joined the dots and got a funny shape

    Sometimes Google fails, time to hit the books, Here's another clue, Jekyll Island, President Wilson, and Planned Parenthood.

    Now fire up a bowl of Penzance, and enjoy the research.

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    Im more of a condor man, but to each their own as the woman who kissed the cow said.
    I'm just a tad busy with Pelagius at the moment but I'll put your recommendations on my "must do,internet searches"list.
    Ta ta for now.

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MuG1SVLvM6Q Hitler rants about Obama being re-elected

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    Oldreddog, putting aside the banter, how is Condor? I here it's like Lakelands.

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  25. oldreddog

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    It's quite excellent perdurabo,Its a strong vinegar, leathery smoke with a decayed graveyard flower note. Not exactly a lakeland to me but has similar DNA. The plug version is about my favorite tobacco.
    PM me your address and I'll send you a sample if you like.

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    Yeah, those Downfall parodies are great. - "Don't worry, some aromatics are actually good". LOL.

    My all time favorite is the Glock vs 1911, but you'd have to be a gun guy to get it. Top notch parody though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYep23-onw

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