Jay, good questions:
I like to think with a mixture of black humor and the absurd, and this biscuit has roused the latter.
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, what about eating the biscuit? Playing that out didn't occur to me as it spoils the fun. If eaten, no longer a biscuit but an eaten biscuit. While certain consequences would devolve from the eating, that's the end of that story. No, I think whatever value that can be extracted is with the biscuit uneaten, the money paid for it and whatever actions are attendant on the sold biscuit and its proud new owner.