On a serious note though, a real kilt is a large investment. Cheaper, lighter kilt will look bad, they will cling in areas you don't want, and the ones made of PV will sweat you more than the wool ones.....but they are $4-700 less.
If you do want one, you need to get a reputable kiltmaker and you will have to be measured properly. The kilt sits at your true waist, give take right over the navel, not on the hips like pants. It's a process with many different components, but it's fun and you can go as overboard as you wish.
Try looking at Kinloch Anderson, Houston Kiltmakers, Burnetts and Struth and Bonnie Heather Green Kilt's, they are great makers and give good ideas on their sites. You can look up Locharron Strome fabric to see what your clan tartan would look like.
If you do want one, you need to get a reputable kiltmaker and you will have to be measured properly. The kilt sits at your true waist, give take right over the navel, not on the hips like pants. It's a process with many different components, but it's fun and you can go as overboard as you wish.
Try looking at Kinloch Anderson, Houston Kiltmakers, Burnetts and Struth and Bonnie Heather Green Kilt's, they are great makers and give good ideas on their sites. You can look up Locharron Strome fabric to see what your clan tartan would look like.