Only Specialized Hybrid Corn is Used for Corn Cob Pipes (Cartoon)

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[huntertrw]

Hummm...I guess that he was cornfused!

 

[kaboom]

I guess that he was cornfused!

That was so wheaty I could barley stand it...
I've been carrying that one around for over a decade ever since my first girlfriend said it to me...

 

[huntertrw]

Yep, we're all ears!

 

[cobguy]

Shucks ... I feel bad for the little guy!

 

[cobguy]

Here is a glimpse of the type of corn used at Missouri Meerschaum:

 

[admin]

You guys are funny!

 

[johnnyreb]

You guys sure came up with these in a Jiffy...just pop into your head?

 

[pipebaum81]

Applying for a new job and dealing with the maize of paprwork can be trying

 

[pipebaum81]

Now Hiring All Applicants

 

[beefeater33]

 

[johnnyreb]

I like big kernels and I can not lie

I like 'em round and big
I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Or else I am in trouble.

 

[huntertrw]

And what does the little cob call his father? POP!

 

[ivapewithfire]

I always thought MM used UNI-CORN for their pipes.
Cobguys picture just needs a horn out of the forehead.

 

[huntertrw]

Did you hear about the corn stripper? She could twirl her tassel!

 

[ivapewithfire]

This thread is starting to get very punny.

 

[huntertrw]

At least we're out standing in our field!

 

[pipebaum81]

I heard that the corn cob was rejected because he was actually a stalker

 

[johnnyreb]

"This thread is starting to get very punny."
Aww, shucks! Some might think it's cheesy!

 

[johnnyreb]

I tried making my own corn cob pipes but it's such a detassel! Had enough of that when I was just a little ear!