Only Specialized Hybrid Corn is Used for Corn Cob Pipes (Cartoon)

[warren]

There's a kernel of truth in a couple of those posts.
Sorry! That's all that popped into my head. More in a jiffy! Damn it! Now I really am sorry. Never should have made the effort.

 

[smeigs]

After a couple years of attempting to make corn cob pipes out of my "regular" corn.. I totally agree.

 

[johnnyreb]

Once rejected by MM you're gonna catch a lota shit!

 

[ravkesef]

My friend, Orville, gave me an idea for what to do with your corn.

 

[desertpipe]

Smoking one of smeigs corn cobs was an inflammatory experience, my flakes got really toasted.

 

[huntertrw]

Missouri Meerschaum is VERY patriotic. After using the cobs to manufacture pipes, they help put the Colonels to work, too!

 

[johnnyreb]

"Missouri Meerschaum is VERY patriotic. After using the cobs to manufacture pipes, they help put the Colonels to work, too!"
And in the end that's how we end up with whole kernel corn. I think whole kernel corn has been genetically modified to remain "whole kernel" in spite of everything it goes thru.