I believe because I choose to believe.Hey, more believable than burns down to a fine white ash with only one light.
You forgot the potential penis crippling side effect.Let me get this straight, Dunhill Early Morning Pipe reminds this gentleman of....Budussy, cigar smoke, sweat, funky Saigon motel room, stale watered down beer, more sweat, most of the worlds known and likely unknown strains of VD, a whiff of napalm, yet more sweat and a soupçon of Agent Orange! My god that just sounds so damn good, I cannot imagine why Dunhill tobaccos are being phased out of production?
Lets face it... she was the one smoking the "Early Morning Pipe"