Help!! Dry Tobacco

[jaytex1969]

You’ll shoot your eye out!!!

Is that how it makes you go blind?

 

[timt]

I do believe everyone is drunk tonight. Must be the New Year Holiday.

I was thinking the same thing. There are about 3 threads going at once that I'm struggling with.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Oh, yeah, those threads are red herrings!

 

[wyfbane]

Mortar and pestle it a bit and use it for snuff!

 

[mechanic]

Toliet bowl dunk while balming my beard usually adds enough moisture. Molte dolce may take several dunks.

 

[woodsroad]

Dried herring?

 

[sablebrush52]

I know it works because I overheard Jesse explaining it to Jim and George at a Patriarchy meeting I was eavesdropping on at a Rhodeway Inn in Newark.

Nah, that was a Sinister 6 reunion. The Patriarchy meeting is next month at Claridge's. BTW, if you really want to remain inconspicuous you probably shouldn't be standing nude in the middle of the parking lot wearing only light up nipple clamps. The poodles are still traumatized.
When is your release date?

 

[jpmcwjr]

EWR, huh? Somehow I don't see that group hanging around there, but then, the first rule of The Patriarchy is.....

 

[sablebrush52]

...What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

 

[aldecaker]

"BTW, if you really want to remain inconspicuous you probably shouldn't be standing nude in the middle of the parking lot wearing only light up nipple clamps."
Well, that one time I tried eavesdropping through the glory hole cut in the Dumpster didn't really go my way.

 

[sablebrush52]

I tried eavesdropping through the glory hole cut in the Dumpster

So, just your usual Friday night out with the girls.

 

[bluegrassbrian]

Say "baccy" one more time..

 

[aldecaker]

"Girls", you call 'em? How overly generous of you! :rofl:

 

[npod]

Oh my, Jesse. Nipple clamps?

 

[cigrmaster]

When a tin of tobacco dries out on me, I get naked, sit in my Lazy-boy and put the open tin under my nut sack. After only a couple of hours, it is good to go.

 

[economistandfisherman]

I get naked, sit in my Lazy-boy and put the open tin under my nut sack.

The sweaty ball technique...it's popular...although my balls are so big it's sometimes hard to find the tin afterwards

 

[jpmcwjr]

Wow. Good to know.

When a tin of tobacco dries out on me, I get naked, sit in my Lazy-boy and put the open tin under my nut sack. After only a couple of hours, it is good to go.

"It" is good to go, huh? Can't afford the more usual nice lady fluffers?

 

[sablebrush52]

Oh my, Jesse. Nipple clamps?

Let's be accurate, light up nipple clamps. What aldecaker was doing, hiding in a dumpster, I have no idea. Maybe it was the strap on reindeer antlers he was wearing. At least I think that's what they were.