I do believe everyone is drunk tonight. Must be the New Year Holiday.
Nah, that was a Sinister 6 reunion. The Patriarchy meeting is next month at Claridge's. BTW, if you really want to remain inconspicuous you probably shouldn't be standing nude in the middle of the parking lot wearing only light up nipple clamps. The poodles are still traumatized.I know it works because I overheard Jesse explaining it to Jim and George at a Patriarchy meeting I was eavesdropping on at a Rhodeway Inn in Newark.
So, just your usual Friday night out with the girls.I tried eavesdropping through the glory hole cut in the Dumpster
The sweaty ball technique...it's popular...although my balls are so big it's sometimes hard to find the tin afterwardsI get naked, sit in my Lazy-boy and put the open tin under my nut sack.
"It" is good to go, huh? Can't afford the more usual nice lady fluffers?When a tin of tobacco dries out on me, I get naked, sit in my Lazy-boy and put the open tin under my nut sack. After only a couple of hours, it is good to go.
Let's be accurate, light up nipple clamps. What aldecaker was doing, hiding in a dumpster, I have no idea. Maybe it was the strap on reindeer antlers he was wearing. At least I think that's what they were.Oh my, Jesse. Nipple clamps?