I am leaving early Saturday morning for a three week vacation in Europe & Turkey. I will be on a cruise ship for two of those weeks so I don't expect that I will be checking in here very often, if at all. A few points while I am gone:
1. As I will not be around, it behooves all of you not to let Cigrmaster monopolize the conversation with his meandering missives. Moreover, it is incumbent upon each of you to insult him without mercy at least a few times a day; otherwise, his ego will get the best of him and he will be impossible to deal with. He is a megalomaniac and must be reigned in at every turn. Fail to do this at your own peril.
2. If any shipments of Stonehaven or Penzance come in during my absence, you must leave at least two bags of each so that I may purchase them upon my return. Just remember - you are being watched. If I learn upon my return that the members of this forum had a Penzance or Stonehaven orgy, then I will be petitioning the Sinister Six to punish the miscreants who were responsible.
3. There must be no gratuitous displays on the forum of any pipe purchases made while I am away. You must save them up until my return so that I will have a chance to see the thread and ogle them with the appropriate measure of jealousy.
That is all.
Yours faithfully,
Peck
1. As I will not be around, it behooves all of you not to let Cigrmaster monopolize the conversation with his meandering missives. Moreover, it is incumbent upon each of you to insult him without mercy at least a few times a day; otherwise, his ego will get the best of him and he will be impossible to deal with. He is a megalomaniac and must be reigned in at every turn. Fail to do this at your own peril.
2. If any shipments of Stonehaven or Penzance come in during my absence, you must leave at least two bags of each so that I may purchase them upon my return. Just remember - you are being watched. If I learn upon my return that the members of this forum had a Penzance or Stonehaven orgy, then I will be petitioning the Sinister Six to punish the miscreants who were responsible.
3. There must be no gratuitous displays on the forum of any pipe purchases made while I am away. You must save them up until my return so that I will have a chance to see the thread and ogle them with the appropriate measure of jealousy.
That is all.
Yours faithfully,
Peck