You sounds like you might have a cupholder on your lawn mower.
And a safe with a code noone knows but you for your tobacco cellar.
And a self-destruct button on the underside of a statue.
You know, I was just telling my wife the other day that I wished my boxers had pockets in them for the exact same thing. We should start our own line of pipe smokers boxers!
You know they are making kilts now with tool pockets built into them. Maybe you should get one of those, it would be even more freeing and has lots of pockets for pipes, lighters, etc.
http://www.utilikilts.com/