Your Pet Peeves with Pipe Smoking

[Tobacco-Taco]

Being out of Kilner/Mason jars and having to store your tobacco in old pickle jars.

 

[romaso]

Anyone here have an asbestos smoking jacket for sale? I'm too old to worry about the lint.

Big selection!
Welding Jackets | Tillman | Miller | Weldx | Indura | Safety Equipment | Protective Apparel | Welders Supply Company Beloit-Big Bend-Burlington Wisconsin and Rockford, Illinois (weldersupply.com)

This one is styling!
Revco Black Stallion Split Cowhide Welding Jacket #30WC | Welders Supply Company Beloit-Big Bend-Burlington Wisconsin and Rockford, Illinois (weldersupply.com)

 

[romaso]

People who break into spontaneous coughing fits when they see me smoking...

Agree with that one, even if they're by a campfire!

 

[romaso]

The damn relentless, howling, annoying wind. I live at the convergence of two valleys, which act as wind tunnels more or less. I always wonder how many flicks of the lighter I'll need just to get it going, and if the number of roof shingles that got blown off the night before is greater than or less than that number. It's a toss-up in most instances. Once I get a bowl going, it's pretty much smooth sailing from then on in, but damn...sometimes I feel like a real schmuck hunched over like I'm pinching a loaf in the woods, flicking a lighter endlessly in the tiny space between the laundry room, the retaining wall, and the corner of the house.

To be fair, I feel like a schmuck many other times too, but that's a topic for another time.

Maybe there's an old phone booth you could 'adopt,' like Dr Who?

 

[romaso]

Proylene Glycol and that fact the Kolhase and Kopp seem to own almost every brand available in the UK.

Here it's Kolhase and Kopp seem to own almost every brand NOT available in the US, always out of stock!

 

[romaso]

Why don't the rainstorms blow in from the North? Then I'd be outside & DRY with a nice view.

 

[Streeper541]

Newbies who seek advice but don't heed it.

 

[FurCoat]

Constant relights because the tobacco won't burn, yes I'm talking about you Samuel G

 

[Casual]

Getting a bit stuck in the draught hole after a tamp.

 

[Searock Fan]

Constant relights because the tobacco won't burn, yes I'm talking about you Samuel G

A mix of one ounce gasoline per pound should solve the problem.

 

[FurCoat]

A mix of one ounce gasoline per pound should solve the problem.

Trust me, I've been putting thought into a jig that would put a constant flame on some hard to burn blends.

 

[beargreasediet]

I have to say it is twigs.

Right? And the damn seeds too!

Oh wait, wrong forum…

 

[beargreasediet]

That the smell of Latakia is such a potent female aphrodisiac. Why, I can’t get much past a quarter of a bowl before the lovely and talented is insistent on having her way. First world problems I guess.

 

[SourShank]

Constant relights because the tobacco won't burn, yes I'm talking about you Samuel G

Just tried to finish a bowl of Commonwealth but the last half was a soggy mess. My fault for not drying it for a week first.