Your absolute worst all-time smoke

[doctorthoss]

This one's actually easy:

A few years ago, I ended up with a couple of "sample pouches" of a new tobacco blend by Savenelli when I bought one of their briars. The pipe was excellent. The tobacco -- dubbed "Armonia" -- was the foulest crap I have ever tasted in a pipe. It makes Borkum Riff taste like Penzance. The stuff reeked of rotten, sickly sweet citrus fruit that had been stashed in a landfill. It was truly horrible. I opened the second pouch a few years later out of curiosity -- it was just as bad.

 

[aussielass]

Damn it I have a unopened pouch of Borkum-Riff that I was going to try now I am afraid. Maybe it will go into the Christmas pack He-He!

I swear, it's only fit for a stocking filler for someone you really, really dislike. Or, alternatively, post it to Cyndi to control the urinating urges of their cat with the personality of a drill bit!
My 2 pouches have been thrown together in a jar, a huge helping of pure perique added and I'm thinking of throwing in half a bottle of vanilla essence too - it can't possibly get any worse than it is. I'm so delighted though, my wonderful, long suffering tobacconist interstate is today sending me x 8 or so samples of 10g each of American brand loose Aros. On some chaps' here advice I've also asked him to throw in a nice Virginia sample to see if I can't get away from the tongue biting Aros in my quest or a sweet tasting tobacco.

 

[ejames]

Mixture 79 get my nod as the worst ever also. Followed Closely by anything labeled "Smokers Pride","super Value" or Walgreens.