Your absolute worst all-time smoke

[aussielass]

Oh god, what I would give to get a nic hit from a pipe so I could give up the cigars, on which I have to do the draw-back just to get my nic fix. Try as I might, I can't get any nicotine into the blood from a pipe, useless things are not much more than a placebo for moi.
So, those of you who claim to be able to fix the insidious baccies, do tell what I can do to the Borkrum Riff to save me the postage of having to send it to Cyndi as a kitty fetish deterer of leather cushions. Crikeys, what would he do to my leather corsets I wonder? He'd probably run down inside my thigh boots and poop his little weezel heart out.

 

[markw4mms]

I'm glad to say I've never had the displeasure of enduring a bowl of Mixture 79, and never will. I guess I'd have to cast my vote for Borkum Riff as my worst.

 

[dylan793]

I'll have to second what winton said. My worst experience wasn't the baccy, it was just a nic hit from hell. One week into pipe smoking (having never been a smoker), three consecutive bowls of Robert McConnell Glen Piper and I was sprawled out on the bed sweating and head spinning. Just like with alcohol, I learn my limits the hard way. 8)

 

[chopz]

aussielass, i think if you want a good nic hit you need to try some flake tobaccos. those are the ones who hit hard for me. some days i'm afraid to smoke them.

 

[cyndi]

ausielass, we're going to figure out a way to smuggle you in something. SOMETHING. with a good nic hit in it. Bayou Morning and Bayou Night always knock me down.
And Carbide would just grab the strings on the leather corset and take off running like a bat out of hell. He'd reach the limit, be jerked off his feet (because he never lets go) and say "I meant to do that." He's all of 5 lbs. :D The only leather he's shown any sort of feeling towards is that one chair and we have ALL leather furniture. (It's a must with 3 dogs, 2 cats, and 3 kids...)

 

[yohanan]

Iwan Ries 3 Star Blue, Tastes like it smells. It smells like wet moldy sawdust with a sickening sweet taste. For me it was really nasty. :evil:

 

[smokey422]

Aussielass, I agree with Cyndie that C&D Bayou Night has a potent nicotine hit. You might give it a try. By the way, I happen to like it.
Smokey

 

[olderthandirt]

Iwan Ries 3 Star Blue

Forgot about that one. 2 bowls out of the free pouch they included in an order and the pouch hit the bin. Not the worst I've had but darn close.
@aussielass

chopz is on the money regarding flakes. Petersons Irish Flake, Petersons 3P's, a plug, SG 1792 and G&H Kendal Kentucky, shag cut, are my favorite power hitters for nicotine.

 

[dylan793]

On the high nicotine subject: how 'bout those ropes gawith hoggarth does? (Or is it sam gawith? Can't remember) the brown twist is supposed to be astronomical in nicotine

 

[aussielass]

Ah, I think all this "nic hit" talk is all just bluff, or else you're a bunch of big girl's blouses ... there ain't no such thing I'm telling you!
I can do the draw-back on any tobacco and not bat an eyelid, that includes any pipe baccy and those big 'ol cuban cigars (rolls eyes, I guess you'll be asking me to write a list of those I have). I guess I'm just a walking, talking, breathing ashtray immuned to the filth. I know I have to wear 2 h/duty nicotine patches when flying (one directly over the heart) and I'm still climbing the walls like a homicidal maniac. Last time I flew to USA the Hosties gave me 2 bottles of wine for the most entertaining flight they'd ever had.

 

[olderthandirt]

Well lass, you'll simply need to give em' a shot when you have the chance.

And ayup there dylan, the ropes and twists tend to pack more of a punch also, I just haven't gotten a taste for em'.
I do understand the need for the nic tho lass. No patches for me as they don't do anything at all. When not smoking I generally have some snus or snuff or both goin' on.

 

[igloo]

Mixture 79 is the only thing returned from the stolen box passes . :rofl:

 

[riptide]

For me It would be C&D Haunted Bookshop I tried it A couple times I like the smell but the taste Makes my mouth hurt Literally.

 

[creekspecter]

Oh, my... though I'll second the Borkum Riff, probably the most disagreeable smoke I've had has been G&H Dark Birdseye. It was a soul-retching experience. I have maybe 250g that's been sitting around in a Mason jar for the past five years. It's up for grabs; just let me know, and it's yours.

 

[philip]

I agree with Cyndie that C&D Bayou Night has a potent nicotine hit. You might give it a try. By the way, I happen to like it.

No reviews here yet, but at least you can see what's in it. Maybe we could talk Smokey into doing a review of this one?
C&D Bayou Night
Edit -- Oops - missed it. (Thought I was reading something else.) Smokey's Review

 

[damien83]

For me my all time worst smoke was the day I'll never forget but would give anything to forget. That horrible and haunting day I tried the nasty tobacco known as Latikia.

 

[jchaplick]

For me it was a tobacco tasting for my pipe club, it was GLP's Robusto, totally not for me, or anyone else in our club

 

[olderthandirt]

probably the most disagreeable smoke I've had has been G&H Dark Birdseye. It was a soul-retching experience. I have maybe 250g that's been sitting around in a Mason jar for the past five years. It's up for grabs; just let me know, and it's yours.

Check your PM's creekspecter, p'raps we can arrange a trade. One mans "disagreeable smoke" is an others joy eh?

 

[creekspecter]

OTD claims the (dubious) prize! PM sent, received and replied. I am certain our arrangement will be mutually agreeable. Thanks!

 

[jship079]

Damn it I have a unopened pouch of Borkum-Riff that I was going to try now I am afraid. Maybe it will go into the Christmas pack He-He!