You Might Be a Pipe Collector If ...

[brass]

... when doing your budget, you notice you spend more on your pipes than on your rent.

... when you regularly exceed your monthly pipe and tobacco budget.

... if you have a monthly pipe and tobacco budget.
Pax

 

[stvalentine]

...if you spend an hour in front of your pipe cabinets and can´t decide on a pipe to smoke.

 

[mso489]

... when you realize the pipe you are ordering is the same one you bought thirty years ago, still own, and still smoke.
...when you can rattle off the shape number of various pipes quicker than your own phone number.
...when you discover a pipe on your rack you realize you haven't smoked in six months.

 

[mephistopheles]

If your former pipe smoking buddies are buried in your back yard and their collections are in your den!

8O Holy... :rofl:

 

[roryrumfelt]

Your whole neighborhood would get a good nicotine hit if your place caught on fire!

 

[oldtoby]

If you gauge travel distances by how many bowls you can smoke instead of miles. 8O