You Might Be a Pipe Collector If ...

[cajundad]

Your monthly budget has more room for PAD than groceries !

 

[erichbaumer]

You buy Obsidian in bulk but can't remember the last time you waxed your car.

You check your Ebay watchlist more often than Facebook or email combined.

 

[gnatjulio]

..if you adopt a dog for the excuse to walk him so you can have a smoke.

 

[gnatjulio]

...if you replace your facebook addiction with Pipesmagazine.com forum addiction...(and if you have over 1000 posts in a month.)

 

[JimInks]

Eaglerico said, "Ummmm.......what? [:crazy:] I am not so sure I want to have a smoke with you. [:rofl:] "
C'mon man, you only live once in life! Sometimes, you just gotta take a chance! Uhhh... btw, what pipes do you *cough, cough* have in your collection? :nana:

 

[rondyr]

...if you cover up your Playboy Calendar in your work shed/basement/shop with a 12 month calendar of pipes. And comment on how "sexy" a certain pipe is.
...guilty. :crazy:

 

[irishsmoker]

.....you're keeping track on a calendar of where and when penzance is being distributed to try to find a patern!

 

[lazydog]

you put off dental work to buy more pipes :mrgreen:

 

[zonomo]

Good stuff here.... :O)

 

[gnatjulio]

You have a basement full of Coleman coolers and no place to chill the beers....

 

[rigmedic1]

You hope Santa brings you a Dunhill for Christmas.

 

[gnatjulio]

If you know that Delayed Gratification Technique is NOT a sexual reference.

 

[flmason]

Get lots of packages delivered to your home on a frequent basis.

 

[sal57]

If you drive more then 20 miles one way to your favorite tobacco shop.

 

[gnatjulio]

....your kids names are Dunhil , Stanwell and Missouri Meerschaum

 

[keith929]

If you spend more time cleaning your pipes than you do cleaning your truck.

 

[strongirish]

If you honestly can't recall just how many pipes you have!

 

[seakayak]

...if you spend more time cleaning your pipes than you spend showering in the morning.

 

[phred]

... if you're already debating your second pipe purchase before the first one's broken in. ::

 

[colesradioactive]

....if you've ever had a household utility (gas, water, etc.) turned off because you bought a pipe instead of paying a bill.