It is decided that 3 astronauts - French, Italian and Turkish are going to space. They are only allowed to take one personal thing either to eat or drink. Italian says, give me some spaghetti, I will be eating it while watching the world from the space. Give me wine, says the French, I will be sipping from my French wine while watching the earth. Turkish guy asks for a Turkish cigarette, he says I will be puffing my cigarette on space while watching the beautiful earth. After completing the mission, they all return to earth, as soon as the door opens the Turkish guy jumps out with a cigarette in his mouth like crazy: 'Give me a lighter, give me a f*cking lighter.'Just don't forget the matches.
It's hard not to pick a Stokkebye but I'm thinking EMP for bulk.Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.