X-Rated Meerschaum

[Lyon0oq]

Don't dawdle!! This pipe could be yours off of eBay, but you have to move fast!!
(preferably in a back and forth motion, slowly building tempo)

 

[sablebrush52]

Wow! I thought only the Danes made pipes that look like phalli. Nut sack carving needs some help.

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

I’m a fan of Meers but…?️

 

[Skapie]

Would this then qualify as smoking po… nevermind.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Meerschaum blasphemy.

 

[RobNYC]

"That just wouldn't look right sitting on my table."

 

[Chasing Embers]

"That just wouldn't look right sitting on my table."

Hit it with a hammer a few times and it may become art.

 

[RobNYC]

Hit it with a hammer a few times and it may become art.

Hmm, you may have something there. Could probably make a bundle selling that type of art.

 

[brian64]

If you paid $300 for a bag of Penzance you need this pipe.

 

[ashdigger]

Richard was looking for a pipe, Richard decided to buy a Meer without seeing it first, don’t be a Dick

 

[FurCoat]

Ummmm...no

 

[Lyon0oq]

Hit it with a hammer a few times and it may become art.

You have to pay extra in a lot of cities to get it hit with a hammer... just saying.

 

[ray47]

 

[scloyd]

That pipe shape is called an egg-head.

 

[DanWil84]

What's missing is the Briarworks/Moonshin sack uhhh wire rustication on the balls.

 

[Chasing Embers]

What's missing is the Briarworks/Moonshin sack uhhh wire rustication on the balls.

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You've never seen Jerry Crawford's sandblasting have you,

 

[Chasing Embers]

Genuine Turkish meerschlong.

 

[mikethompson]

I don't know what I was expecting clicking on this thread, but here I am.

 

[Servant King]

But does the pouch for it have a reservoir tip?

Edit: I like where this thread is going. And by like, I mean IBTL.

 

[telescopes]

I saw that pipe months ago. My only thought was that some carver made this. He has friends. He has an inner circle. Was he trying to say something to these people and this was his best thought as how to do it?