X-Rated Meerschaum

[wolflarsen]

WTF?

 

[anotherbob]

it's just a phallus. Would certainly be an ice breaker at the pipe club. And it's not like you have to stick it in your mouth if you don't want to.

 

[gamzultovah]

So…which end are you supposed to…ahem… puff on?

IBTL

 

[craig61a]

 

[gamzultovah]

 

[craig61a]

That must be what happens when you commission a Bacchus and the carver uses Google Translator…

 

[Chasing Embers]

I saw that pipe months ago. My only thought was that some carver made this. He has friends. He has an inner circle. Was he trying to say something to these people and this was his best thought as how to do it?

They probably just get bored sometimes.

 

[gamzultovah]

This thread is still open???

 

[jpberg]

Somewhere, Hiro Tokutomi is rethinking the merits of the twig and berries briar.

 

[verporchting]

Nope, nope, NOPE! Mmm, nope. No. Just no. Nope.

 

[condorlover1]

I suppose you would smoke John Cotton's Smegma in that pipe style

 

[Chasing Embers]

I suppose you would smoke John Cotton's Smegma in that pipe style

Or Curly Block.

 

[Chasing Embers]

This thread is still open???

Still going hard.

 

[Merton]

Another edition of 7th grade homeroom

 

[Reggie]

Can't believe that I read all the way through this thread. IBTL!!!!!

 

[gamzultovah]

Still going hard.

And long…

 

[mortonbriar]

Someone is just tapping into the diverse market of pipe smokers, and also they have not done their research.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I'm surprised no one said this should be a pipe dedicated to Cockstrong.

 

[craig61a]

I'm surprised no one said this should be a pipe dedicated to Cockstrong.

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Keep your Meerschaum hard and your Cockstrong dry…

 

[jonasclark]

(Beavis voice) "Boioioioioioioing!"

...this is NOT the first penis meerschaum pipe I have seen. Another I've seen has a hand caressing it. Ismet Bekler carved several series of pipes shaped like boots, with variants including turned-up toes, hobnails, holes with a toe showing, or sections that appear to be melting, but I have photos of one wherein a seam has split and a very realistic penis is poking forth. Yes, out of a boot. Bekler also carved one depicting coitus, but only the important bits, and THAT set of genitalia looks horribly diseased.