X-Rated Meerschaum
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it's just a phallus. Would certainly be an ice breaker at the pipe club. And it's not like you have to stick it in your mouth if you don't want to.
That must be what happens when you commission a Bacchus and the carver uses Google Translator…
Somewhere, Hiro Tokutomi is rethinking the merits of the twig and berries briar.
I suppose you would smoke John Cotton's Smegma in that pipe style 
Or Curly Block.I suppose you would smoke John Cotton's Smegma in that pipe style
Someone is just tapping into the diverse market of pipe smokers, and also they have not done their research.
I'm surprised no one said this should be a pipe dedicated to Cockstrong.
Keep your Meerschaum hard and your Cockstrong dry…
(Beavis voice) "Boioioioioioioing!"
...this is NOT the first penis meerschaum pipe I have seen. Another I've seen has a hand caressing it. Ismet Bekler carved several series of pipes shaped like boots, with variants including turned-up toes, hobnails, holes with a toe showing, or sections that appear to be melting, but I have photos of one wherein a seam has split and a very realistic penis is poking forth. Yes, out of a boot. Bekler also carved one depicting coitus, but only the important bits, and THAT set of genitalia looks horribly diseased.
...this is NOT the first penis meerschaum pipe I have seen. Another I've seen has a hand caressing it. Ismet Bekler carved several series of pipes shaped like boots, with variants including turned-up toes, hobnails, holes with a toe showing, or sections that appear to be melting, but I have photos of one wherein a seam has split and a very realistic penis is poking forth. Yes, out of a boot. Bekler also carved one depicting coitus, but only the important bits, and THAT set of genitalia looks horribly diseased.