Would you keep an ugly pipe that smokes really well?

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Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
10,340
41,822
RTP, NC. USA
I keep what I buy, unless it's really fucked up. Peterson all smokes very well for me. But their stems can be really messed up cosmetically. But I always buy pipes based on their grain, or blast. Once I have in my hand, I check the grain first. If stummel is fine, I couldn't give a rat behind about the stem. Only two out of 40+ that have some what a questionable angle. I posted pictures smoking them. No one noticed, or this forum is getting too polite.
 

Elric

Lifer
Sep 19, 2019
2,363
10,940
Liplapper Lane (Michigan)
I got rid of a number of cheap pipes, an Aldi Velani and a Molina come to mind, that were nothing special. I ended up trading them in to SP and regret it now that I'm more experienced and have bought a few nice pipes that smoked for crap.
 

Butter Side Down

Can't Leave
Jun 2, 2023
316
3,415
Chicago
My preference is probably the same as everyone else: A good looking pipe that smokes great.

I do care about aesthetics, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd take the ugly great smoker.

Three of my best smokers are plug ugly. Two are kit pipes I made a long time ago. The third is a chewed up old Ropp billiard that was part of an eBay lot from 2005 that was clearly thrown in just to get rid of it. I had to boil the stummel to get rid of the ghost of Condor, which had the unfortunate side effect of popping out a bunch of fills in the briar, which just made it even uglier, but afterwards it has always smoked like a champ.
 

MisterBadger

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 6, 2024
618
4,531
Ludlow, UK
There are simply too many real pretty pipes that smoke really great.
Why spend time relaxing with an ugly pipe regardless of how it smokes is what I'm thinking
Several reasons:

1. Most pipes are barely visible while you're smoking them, and if they're good smokers then you're not fiddling with them and looking at them to get them to work, so it doesn't matter what they look like;

2. The ancient Egyptians had an aesthetic different from ours, which they called Ma'at: an untranslatable word not only meaning 'true', but also 'beautiful because thoroughly fit for purpose', and I subscribe to that;

3. An ugly pipe will not be envied by anyone, so nobody will be tempted to steal it or pester you to sell it;

4. The same reason I drive a car with scrapes and dents: not only does it not attract the envious, a little more damage will hardly be noticeable and therefore not a source of concern;

5. Ugly things often have compensating character - what the Japanese call 'wabi-sabi'.

There :)
 
Jan 28, 2018
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157,996
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Sarasota, FL
I've never bought a pipe I thought was ugly. However, if for some reason I had an ugly pipe that smoked great, I'd absolutely smoke it. Having a beautiful pipe that smokes awful is like having a movie star caliber girl friend who won't swallow. Fat girls need love too, so do ugly pipes.